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Ernie's House of Whoopass! May 2, 2014
May 2, 2014

Boy, Time Just Fucking Flies When You're Having Fun, Eh?

The Beastie Boys are an American hip hop band from New York City, formed in 1981. For the majority of its career, the group consisted of three MCs and musicians Michael "Mike D" Diamond, Adam "MCA" Yauch and Adam "Ad-Rock" Horovitz. "Right Right Now Now" is a song by American hip hop group the Beastie Boys, released as the third single from their sixth studio album To the 5 Boroughs. The trio, along with Doug E. Fresh, performed the song live on the November 11, 2004 episode of Late Night With Conan O'Brien. Yauch died at age 47 on May 4, 2012, after a three-year battle with salivary gland cancer.

Development of The Amazing Spider-Man 2 began after the success of The Amazing Spider-Man, and filming took place in New York from February to June 2013. The film's release date is today, and has been met with mixed reviews, with some critics praising the cast and effects, with others criticizing the cluttered plot and not making many improvements to the first film. "The Amazing Spider-Man 2" isn't perfect by any means, but it does just enough right to keep you entertained.

So you wanna watch Kate Upton singing and dancing in a bikini? OF COURSE YOU DO. Because like this woman's beer coozie says, "Just because I don't care, doesn't mean I don't understand."

Water and public works department websites of cities across the U.S. often include advisories that suggest ways customers can avoid water backup problems and prevent blockages and other sewer-related issues. Although each department may have specific recommendations, it appears that one piece of advice is suggested over and over again to protect sewers and avoid plumbing problems: Do not flush sanitary napkins down toilets. Instead, dispose of used feminine hygiene products in a trash can or bathroom receptacle. If there is not a trashcan near the stall, throw it away in the closest trashcan.

Old and busted: Best apps to help you catch a cheating partner. The new hotness: Best apps for cheating on your significant other.

The Tyranny of Pleasure hits the question of sexual morals head-on, asking what is the place of the forbidden in modern society. Sexuality is a matter of history, psychoanalysis, anthropology, theology, political philosophy, demography, economics, and criminology. But there is little communication among these professions. The author revisits each field of knowledge to produce a richly nuanced analysis. The book's title -- The Tyranny of Pleasure -- is borrowed from Plato. In The Laws, Plato speaks in praise of pleasure, but he regards as weak and condemnable the man who lets "the tyrant Eros" rule his heart.

Old and busted: Donald Sterling gets the George Costanza treatment. The new hotness: Donald Sterling gets the treatment.

Even if you don't like the Milwaukee Brewers -- hell even if you don't like baseball -- you have to admire the athleticism and sheer beauty of this Yuniesky Betancourt initiated double play against the San Diego Padres. Added bonus: in the second clip showing a different angle, you can distinctly hear the voice of Bob Uecker, of Major Leage fame. GO SOX!

There was a nuclear war. A few years from now, all this, this whole place, everything, it's gone. Just gone. There were survivors. Here, there. Nobody even knew who started it. It was the machines, Sarah. Defense network computers. New... powerful... hooked into everything, trusted to run it all. They say it got smart, a new order of intelligence. Then it saw all people as a threat, not just the ones on the other side. Decided our fate in a microsecond: extermination. I grew up after. In the ruins... starving... hiding from H-K's... Hunter-Killers. Patrol machines built in automated factories. Most of us were rounded up, put in camps for orderly disposal. Some of us were kept alive... to work... loading bodies. The disposal units ran night and day. We were that close to going out forever. But there was one man who taught us to fight, to storm the wire of the camps, to smash those metal motherfuckers into junk. He turned it around. He brought us back from the brink. His name is Connor. John Connor. Your son, Sarah, your unborn son.

And if you have to fight the Terminators and HK's what are you going to use? I'll tell you: a PSA 16" Stainless Mid-length 5.56 Carbine and a Springfield Armory XD .40 4" Pistol both for only $849.99.

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