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Ernie's House of Whoopass! May 7, 2014
May 7, 2014

Kid, Don't Take This The Wrong Way, But I'm Going To Rub One Out To Your Mom.

I suspect this might be one of those if you haven't eaten them, you'll never know what they are things because try as I might, I just can't seem to identify what this woman is snacking on. Here's a close up of the bag.... something salt? Any ideas?

The Ferrari 250 GTO is a GT car which was produced by Ferrari from 1962 to 1964 for homologation into the FIA's Group 3 Grand Touring Car category. The numerical part of its name denotes the displacement in cubic centimeters of each cylinder of the engine, whilst GTO stands for "Gran Turismo Omologato." When new, the GTO commanded an $18,000 purchase price in the United States, and buyers had to be personally approved by Enzo Ferrari and his dealer for North America, Luigi Chinetti. In 2004, Sports Car International placed the 250 GTO eighth on a list of Top Sports Cars of the 1960s, and nominated it the top sports car of all time. Similarly, Motor Trend Classic placed the 250 GTO first on a list of the "Greatest Ferraris of all time". The classic car maniacs at Petrolicious have scored a real coup for their latest web video. It's a 1964 Ferrari 250 GTO, of which there are said to be only 35 in the entire world. Far from an outdated relic, the 1964 Ferrari 250 GTO is still an impressive piece of machinery 50 years after its birth.

Jonathan Safran Foer is an American writer who released Foer's debut novel, Everything Is Illuminated; in 2002. The German translation followed in the spring of 2003 under the title Alles ist erleuchtet. The novel tells the story of a young American writer named Jonathan Safran Foer, who is on his way to the Ukraine to find the woman who, according to his family to have saved his grandfather from the Nazis. It is still available for 9.95 Euros.

“She could feel his erection, hot against her stomach. ... “'Yeah,' he groaned, and he pushed her thighs apart. And then suddenly Matt was inside her, pumping her so hard that she scooted backward on the carpet, burning the backs of her legs.” -- What do you think, appropriate reading material for an 8th grader, or not? In protest, William Baer, an attorney, continued speaking past the allotted two minutes and sat down, but he then got into an argument with another parent who approved of the book assignment. "You are going to arrest me because I violated the two-minute rule? I guess you are going to have to arrest me." I don't think the guy did anything even remotely close to disturbing the peace, so was it an assault on free speech or not?

Not a good day for the future of manned aircraft. The pilot is on the endangered list it seems. This little 4 minute Boeing video is really something.... a first for a full size jet airplane. Thousands of planes that were grave yard bound, with costs in the hundreds of millions, now can be used as never before. These F-16 aircraft have been in the bone yard at Davis-Monthan for 15 years and are now being used as drones!..Rick

Yo Ernie! Saw a commercial for this last night and thought it might peak your interest. Worthy of a road trip? Mike, SSI GA.

Today's second lesson in German: "keiner ist billiger" means "no one is cheaper."

For the most part, I try not to post Top X Lists here, but instead over at List Gazette, because aside from a few of them I still find interesting, I think we've pretty much into the ground.

Ernie - Have you had any luck with "MidwayUSA"? It seems like every time I order ammo (or anything for that matter) from them they whack me with higher than normal shipping on very limited quantity of ammo or they promise "Back-orderable" items (ammo) in larger quantities that never gets fulfilled. I know they have occasional "Free shipping" and "$$ off your order" coupons - but in general I'm not terribly impressed with their "deals". Here isone of their "Hot buys" - Midway price with shipping.... In Stock Product Subtotal: $59.99. Postage, Handling & Insurance: $13.98. NRA Round-Up Contribution: $0.00. In Stock Grand Total: $73.97. - compare it with Amazon - $75.63 with free shipping - there is a $1.66 price difference which I will gladly pay knowing the case will get here in 2 days and I can return it if I don't like it hassle free. - I hope you are having a good one... (and if it's good have it again!) -Mike.

Personally, I'm not a huge fan of Midway; their coupon selection is limited, they often restrict how many boxes of ammo you can buy -- negating any good pricing with disproportionately high shipping costs in the process -- and you can generally find better prices elsewhere if you look.o between the two, I'd DEFINITELY go Amazon.

Kunara Charters is Port Stephens, Australia's longest established Fishing Charter business and has the greatest accumulated knowledge of the best and most productive reef areas surrounding Nelson Bay, Port Stephens and Broughton Island. They conduct fishing trips encompassing an area from Stockton Beach through to Seal Rocks and around the famous Broughton Island. Kunara also provides trips for beach fishing, inside harbour and estuary fishing, dolphin watching, whale watching, diving or sightseeing trips, as well as a Ferry service to Broughton Island, recently voted #1 offshore Australian Island by Getaway Magazine.

Check out this incredible flyby from an air race in Reno, Nevada. Now I know how Ben Affleck felt in Pearl harbor.

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