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Ernie's House of Whoopass! May 8, 2014
May 8, 2014

Eh, So Maybe I Will Take Up Drawing Or Painting Or Something Artistic.

Try as I might, I can't find The Nude Nude Adult Shop anywhere. Out of business maybe?

Freikorperkultur -- or FKK for short -- is a German movement whose name translates to Free Body Culture. It endorses a naturistic approach to sports and community living. Behind that is the joy of the experience of nature or also of being nude itself, without direct relationship to sexuality. The followers of this culture are called traditional naturists, FKK'ler, or nudists. The German nudist movement was the first worldwide and marked the start of an increased acceptance of public nudity in Germany. Today, there are only few legal restrictions on public nudity in Germany.

So you managed to get all the necessary accouterments for the modern urban-dwelling guy – apartment, lava lamp, used Nintendo 64, shower curtain, etc. But you're missing one thing, and that's a good dog. Here are nine of the very best dog breeds for guys in your living situation.

I'll let you get the best of me, because there's nothing else that I do well. I'll let you get the best of me, because there's nothing else that I do well. I'll be the giver and you'll be the taker, I guess that's how this one's gonna go. I'll be the giver and you'll be the taker, you've got me down on my knees and I proclaim, All Hail the Heartbreaker. [full lyrics]

Dude, you won't give a shit about who will be attending the NFL draft after you've seen the wives and girlfriend of those attending the NFL draft. Think Lindsey Duke.

Ernie: Can the girl from "we're looking from the Mirage" be the same as girl #3 in "NSFW"? C'mon, how many chicks have the same tatoo in the same place? And shouldn't I win some sort of prize or something for finding this? Joe

Looking through the gallery you linked today and thought I saw something familiar with this girl. Maybe the same as the one posing in the hotel window at the Mirage? Scott

Son of a bitch if you guys aren't right. She must be some cam model or something then? And I wonder, what kind of bottled water does she drink, Aquafina or Fiji Water? Well, the answer is neither, she drinks Evian, apparently.

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Hell of the Living Dead opens at a top secret chemical research facility called Hope Center #1 where a chemical leak in one of the modules at the facility turns the entire staff into flesh-eating zombies. The movie then shifts to an unnamed European country with a four-man team of commandos being deployed to eliminate a group of terrorists who have taken hostages inside a large building. After encountering some of the natives, the group come under attack by hordes of flesh-eating zombies which attack the native village, killing and eating all the living people they come into contact with. The final scene has a group of zombies attacking a couple in a city park where it grimly implies that the contagion has now spread to the developed world. Hell of the Living Dead received a negative reception from critics, and is considered a so-bad-it's-good movie by certain critics.

I've had bad experience with Midway USA: 1)Backorders never appear 2)If you try to leave negative feedback on an item they won't let you. I purchased a Firearms Log from them about 6 years ago when I had my C&E license- paid $26 with shipping, found the same thing at a local gun show. The book was poorly bound- I finally got pissed off, took pic's and posted them in the "cloud" using Flickr in case they were stolen. Screw Midway USA- Larry

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If you have own firearms and have children in your home, don't depend on some weak ass Walmart gun safe. Most of those things are pieces of crap. And if you don't have five bazillion dollars to chunk down at your local locksmith, might I suggest either Costco or something from online that can be delivered by truck. I'd spend a minimum of $400-$500 if you want a decent gun safe.

Household rubber gloves have been used for washing dishes and cleaning in the home since the 1960s. Many different designs of gloves have been available in a multitude of colors but traditional designs in yellow or pink with long cuffs. While these still remain the most popular patterns today, gloves can be obtained that range from wrist-length to those that are shoulder-length. Rubber gloves are best worn with a skin tight fit which, while still allowing for the hands to breathe, makes it easier to hold objects and manipulate them.

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