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Ernie's House of Whoopass! May 9, 2014
May 9, 2014

Huh. I Wonder If Her Insurance Will Cover That.

If extraterrestrial civilizations are monitoring our TV broadcasts, this is what they are currently watching. No doubt any life form living in Alpha Centauri thinks we're all a bunch of assholes.

Irises is one of many paintings and prints of irises by the Dutch artist Vincent van Gogh. Irises was painted while Vincent van Gogh was living at the asylum at Saint Paul-de-Mausole in Saint-Rémy-de-Provence, France, in the last year before his death in 1890. Irises was painted before van Gogh'sfirst attack at the asylum. He called the painting "the lightning conductor for my illness" because he felt that he could keep himself from going insane by continuing to paint.

These guys GENIUSES approached hot women on the beach with an offer to donate $5 to the anti-female-circumcision charity Orchid Project for every second said volunteer stays on the Sybian. What's a Sybian? It consists of a saddle-like seat containing an electric motor, gearbox speed reducer, and mechanism connected to a rod that protrudes from a hole in the top center. In facts, Carmen Electra rode one for the Howard Stern show. Anyway, this idea is a perfect recipe for both charitable donation and public titillation; you can watch the video here. And the chick at 2:20 is not getting off the Sybian because she is getting off *on* the Sybian.

Little Tikes is an American-based manufacturer of children's toys, with headquarters and manufacturing located in Hudson, Ohio. The company also has other manufacturing and distribution facilities in Asia and Europe. Little Tikes' products are mostly low-tech molded plastic toys aimed primarily at infants and young children, for indoor and outdoor use, including its party kitchen, easy store slide, and turtle sandbox.

Sexy Minnesota Wild Fan Alyssa Nelson is back, and this time she's making out with another hot chick.

Hi Ernie. The strip club in the picture with the double breasted mattress thrasher is at 5601 Century Blvd near LAX. The picture was taken a few years ago because it closed and you can see now it is an airport parking lot. Keep em coming. Eric R.

Nude Nude's was a place in Los Angeles. I wasn't able to find the street (article talks about it being torn down for a parking near LAX) But you can see the Carl's Jr's in the back. Thanks for the great site, Eric T.

Hi Ernie, The "Nude Nude Sex Shop" is the former name of "Vagina's R Us" on Century Boulevard in Los Angeles. The guy has to change his name every six months because of lawsuits. Even "Toy R Us is after him. Cheers, Charley

Okay I suspect I need someone who can read Polish, because that's the language I'm led to believe the writing on this coffee cup is. Nor surprisingly, "wesotydr sariot" (?) doesn't yield much?

Bicycle and motorcycle dynamics is the science of the motion of bicycles and motorcycles and their components, due to the forces acting on them. Dynamics is a branch of classical mechanics, which in turn is a branch of physics. Bike motions of interest include balancing, steering, braking, accelerating, suspension activation, and vibration. The gyroscopic effect on the rear wheel is not a factor inn doing jumps, but it is the way to get your bike straight in a hurry. Pedaling faster will cause the rear wheel to spin fast when you're in the air, causing a gyroscopic effect. This will help keep the front tire up and bring the bike back to the upright position. Remember to always turn your head and shoulders back towards your landing, and your bike will follow.

Chuck Norris: Life advice from my granny, part two.

The Seattle Mariners are an American professional baseball team based in Seattle, Washington. Enfranchised in 1977, the Mariners are a member of the Western Division of Major League Baseball's American League. Safeco Field has been the Mariners' home ballpark since July 1999. From their 1977 inception until June 1999, the club's home park was the Kingdome before moving to Safeco Field. The current team logo is a Navy Blue, Northwest Green (also known as dark cyan), and Metallic Silver mariner's compass superimposed over the letter S.

So you found an awesome deal on the AR upper from the gun show, that simply looks like it'll make you the next Carlos Hathcock. Sucks when it didn't have a gas port drilled. Probably wasn't checked for headspace either. Friends don't let friends buy uppers at gunshows. Because quality only lasts until Sunday at 3pm. Mike

And all that from a guy who is a former USMC armorer, current National Guard armorer, gun store dude, and helped me out with both picking out my Beretta CX4 and getting my father's Smith and Wesson 64 back. That's why I get spooked out at gun shows sometimes, and rarely if every buy parts there. If for no other reason, ignorance can be expensive. And unsafe. So yeah, looking for an AR upper I'd go to a name brand like PSA = Palmetto State Armory.

What's the best thing people are saying about the upcoming Star Wars movie? it's 100% George Lucas Free, which is enough to get me on board.

"And if only I could find the words, or muster up the nerve to tell her, I'll never forget her, And she'll always have a part of me." Yes, today's lyrics are from Neck Deep's A Part of Me.

Truck nuts, also known as Truck nutz, truck balls, BumperNuts, BumperBalls, CargoNads, Drive-thru Danglers, Trucksticles, HitchNuggets, Balls-on-a-truck, or, as they are known in the United Kingdom, Bumper Bollocks, are plastic accessories for pickup trucks and other vehicles which resemble a pair of dangling testicles. Truck nuts are usually hung for humour or amusement. They are attached under the rear bumper of the vehicle so they are visible from behind.


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