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A Man Loves The Meat In His Youth That He Cannot Endure In His Age - William Shakespeare.

I have one last request. If you have a minute, read this guy's account of a recent trip he made to The Ram Brewery in Littleton, Colorado. He specifically mentioned the Big Horn Beer Sampler, which can be had for something like $6 or so, which I think is quite reasonably priced.

BROTIP: A man should never strike a woman. Two men should never try to strike a woman, especially if that woman is women's UFC bantamweight champion Ronda Rousey. Those two man-bitches don't deserve to even look at this burger, let alone have a piece.

According to everything I've read, Avon Clearskin Foaming Cream Cleanser is medicated with 2% salicylic acid, but the high pH and the brief contact with skin mean it's a wasted ingredient and won't have exfoliating properties. Whether acne is a concern or not, gentle cleansing is a must for all skin types and conditions. In addition, this cleanser contains the irritating menthol derivative menthyl lactate. Avon Clearskin Foaming Cream Cleanser may feel cooling on skin, but it offers no help against acne. In fact, quite the contrary: Irritating skin with menthyl lactate can stimulate oil production at the base of your pores, making breakouts worse.

Boring? That's the biggest question surrounding Hollywood's latest attempt to bring the King of the Monsters stateside. Though not quite as bad as Roland Emmerich's farcical 1998 version, and even though it's bursting with talent and incredible special effects, "Godzilla" falls short due to a surprising lack of its title star.

A cable tie is a type of fastener, designed for bunching electric cables or wires and to organize cables and wires. Their instant, permanent bonds tie many other applications together, as diverse as garden plumbing and law enforcement. The most common cable tie consists of a sturdy nylon tape with an integrated gear rack, and on one end a ratchet within a small open case. Once the pointed tip of the cable tie has been pulled through the case and past the ratchet, it is prevented from being pulled back; the resulting loop may only be pulled tighter. This allows several cable ties to be strung together into a cable tree.

Wow, I never realized this before, but to his guests.

Upon further review, I'll be damned if Jan isn't correct. Here's an overhead view of Portoferraio and I suspect the photo was taken looking from North to South, like this view from lower by the water, only from higher up. This site has some pretty good hi-res photos of the port and you can make out the octagonal building that overlooks the harbor entrance.

A cabana is a temporary, seasonal, or permanent free standing shade structure with adjustable curtains or shades; and decorative drapes or solid walls. These are often adjacent to swimming pools at resorts and hotels, and in private gardens. More elaborate cabanas can include utilities such as power, communications and entertainment connections, potable water, and/or natural gas. Accessories can include lighting, ceiling fans, outdoor space heaters, entertainment equipment, cold-hot food appliances, and partitions for dressing rooms and minor storage. Furnishings can range from simple patio furniture to more designed outdoor furnishings. Urban luxury hotels, such as the Mondrian Hotel and Beverly Hills Hotel in Los Angeles, have semi-permanent ensembles of cabanas on the grounds or on a rooftop terrace that offer outdoor privacy, and can acquire some social cachet.

Sportsmanship may be alive and well after all. At least, in the heart of Mike Pantangco. Who the fuck is Mike Pantangco? He's an amateur Filipino fighter who competes in the Michigan-based Prison City Fight League. Recently, Pantangco was competing against an overmatched opponent named Jeremy Rasner. Pantangco was beating the shit out of Rasner with a variety of Muay Thai strikes and seems to be headed for an easy win, but took matters in his own hands and decided he wasn't going to be a part of the next tragic moment in combat sports.

The circumflex is a diacritic in the Latin, Greek and Cyrillic scripts that is used in the written forms of many languages and in various romanization and transcription schemes. It received its English name from Latin circumflexus ‘bent around' and in the Latin script is chevron-shaped (ˆ) while the Greek circumflex may be displayed either like a tilde (˜). In French, the letter e^ is normally pronounced open, like e^. In the usual pronunciations of central and northern France, o^ is pronounced closed ike 'eau'.

Ahhh, here is the knowledge you seek -- it was from last year's November 18th post.

Chitosan hemostats are topical agents composed of chitosan and its salts. Chitosan bonds with platelets and red blood cells to form a gel-like clot which seals a bleeding vessel. Unlike other hemostat technologies its action does not require the normal hemostatic pathway and therefore continues to function even when anticoagulants like heparin are present. Chitosan is used in some emergency hemostats which are designed to stop traumatic life-threatening bleeding; their use is well established in many military and trauma units, and have become increasingly popular in the sporting arena as well. Hemostatic chemicals use Chitosan in commercial products such as Quikclot Sport Advanced Clotting Sponge, which can now be had for $12 with free shipping over $35. Not a bad idea for an Oh-Shit bag.

Old and busted: waking up your bulldog by slipping a treat under his nose. The new hotness: waking up your pot bellied pig by slipping a treat under his nose.

Are my eyes deceiving me, or is that an old Alfred Hitchcock poster? Because I think it is.

How America Treats Illegal Aliens vs. Veterans