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Ernie's House of Whoopass! June 2, 2014
June 2, 2014

Well, it Looks Like The White House Found Their New Press Secretary.

Old and busted: Burning a baby with a flash-bang grenade. The new hotness: Charging the target of the warrant -- who wasn't even there -- for the injuries.

Heat is a British entertainment magazine published by German company Bauer Media Group. As of 2004 it is one of the biggest selling magazines in the UK, with a regular circulation over half a million. Its mix of celebrity news, gossip, beauty advice and fashion is primarily aimed at women, although not as directly as in other women's magazines. It also features movie and music reviews, TV listings and major celebrity interviews. I tried to identify what issue this is, but no dice.

The Yakuza are members of transnational organized crime syndicates originating in Japan, notorious for their strict codes of conduct and very organized nature. They have a large presence in the Japanese media and operate internationally with an estimated 103,000 members. Yubitsume, or the cutting off of one's finger, is a form of penance or apology. The idea is that a person with a weak sword grip then has to rely more on the group for protection—reducing individual action. Many yakuza have full-body tattoos, including their genitalia. The procedure is expensive, painful and can take years to complete.

Cheap dish liquid smells so sad and institutional it should not be allowed into your home. Even the mainstream stuff ricochets between unremarkable meh and weird attempts at something creative, all "Sea-Breeze" this and "Fresh-Meadow" that. They try for clean, they get institutional. They try for complex and the result is "bad gift-shop candle." As a result, some people been lugging MIR Grapefruit dish liquid back from France because it smells like just grapefruit — one pure, clean, acerbic note.

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Thing to make Feinstein shit a brick! Never saw it before or it would have been on my Santa list. .Greg

Allen Stone is a soul musician from Chewelah, Washington' people describe him as a soul and R&B singer, yet he sees himself as a "hippie with soul." Stone had been touring cross-country for a few years and sold a self-released album on the Internet. However, it was not until October 2011, when his second album was released, that his career began to truly kick off.

Not only does Katy Perry wear ridiculous outfits, she looks fucking sexy in them. So here are 48 of Katy's sexiest photos from around the web. You're welcome.

I'm pretty sure that this shower door handle is installed on this shower door.

Over the weekend a friend of mine posted how he was able to score two 1400 round buckets of .22lr for $65 each at Gander Mountain, which is the equivlent to finding not one but two unicorns. That's a shit ton better than the best price you can find online right now. So if you see it, BUY IT!

Guy posts this question on a board I visit, "How do you give a cat catnip?" The very first response is this picture. Jon

For the life of me, I can not figure out what this girl is drinking.

If it seems to you like there have been a number of noteworthy first pitches recently, you're totally right. In the last few weeks alone we've seen a 101-year-old grandma, 50 Cent, and a hero cat throw out the first pitch at professional baseball games. We're basically living in the golden age of the ceremonial first pitch. And it is fucking glorious.

Jamboree in the Hills, also known as the "Super Bowl of Country Music," is an annual four-day-festival of country music in the rolling hills of Morristown, Ohio in Belmont County. There are only a few seating arrangements or assigned places at the Jamboree site, referred to as lawn seats, which are green lawn chairs. Each morning during the event, hundreds of country music fans stampede through the gate with their blankets, tarps, and lawn chairs, and try to get a space as close to the stage as possible. This is often a muddy and chaotic event and has been dubbed over the years as "The Redneck Run."

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