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Ernie's House of Whoopass! July 1, 2014
July 1, 2014

Still Digesting The Recent SCOTUS Decision. Dust Settling. Fact Checking.

Thomas Lipton began travelling the world for new items to stock in this store, one such item was tea, since sales had doubled from £40 million from the late 1870s to £80 million by the mid-1880s. However, he believed the price was far too high, so in 1890, he purchased his own tea gardens in Ceylon, now Sri Lanka, and packaged and sold the first Lipton tea. Staying true to this vision, he arranged packaging and shipping at low costs and sold his tea in packets by the pound, half pound, and quarter pound, with the advertising slogan: "Direct from the tea gardens to the teapot." Lipton tea bags were an immediate success in the United States.

Okay so I'm a little giddy, like giddy like Matt Damon's Run's House performance. Both of the guns I ordered are coming in tomorrow afternoon. For those of you keeping score, Bud's Gun shop shipped my Sig SP2022 within 3 days of receiving payment; Palmetto State was wicked fucking slow, taking sixteen fucking days from the time they charged my credit card until the time they physically shipped my new VZ2008. So if you're facing an OMG-there's-a-fucking-hurricane-bearing-down-on-me-and-I-want-something-to-defend-my-home-with hurry, PSA is not the way to go. Both of these awesome deals came via Slickguns, by the way! And if you don't get the Run's House reference.

Cheez-It is an American snack food cracker manufactured by the Kellogg Company through the Sunshine Biscuits division. They are roughly one square inch crackers made with wheat flour, vegetable oil, sharp cheddar cheese, salt, and spices. The product was introduced in 1921 by the Green and Green company of Dayton Ohio; a series of corporate acquisitions made Cheez-It the property of the Keebler Company in 1996.

Someone once told me Greenland is all ice, and iceland is all green. These photos prove that person was a lying bastard.

Stupid Russians. The Interior Ministry has launched a crackdown to combat the trend toward shrinking hemlines witnessed among Russia's female police officers. Whole article at link. Jon

Hi Ernie, Love your site and been checking it since the old stick figure days (Hope that's enough ass kissing). Not sure if you watch True Detective with Woody Harrelson, but they worked in a Kingpin reference. I thought I had heard it before when he says "you don't mow another guy's lawn". My wife though I was insane when I started laughing so hard. But it's straight out of Kingpin.Keep up the good work, Mike

The Tycoon series of games -- that is to say Railroad Tycoon, Roller Coaster Tycoon, Transportation Tycoon, etc -- I hunted for a box that's predominantly blue sky and white clouds, but I still can't figure out exactly which Tycoon game this is.

Everyone judges books by their cover. Same goes for products on the shelf; some products will just catch your eye, others won't. These products were designed to get your attention and blow your mind with how clever the packaging is!

Strengthen your teeth and freshen your breath, without harsh abrasives or irritating chemicals. Sea Fresh Toothpaste features Blue Green Algae, rich in Calcium, proteins and antioxidants, to strengthen your teeth and gums and potent Spearmint and Parsley Extracts to keep your breath fresh and clean. JASON's exclusive blend of polishers and stain-fighting botanicals includes Bamboo Powder, Calcium Carbonate and Silica to help prevent tartar build-up while gently brightening your smile. For a strong smile and fresh breath, use JASON's Sea Fresh toothpaste and mouthwash twice a day.

I'm not sure if you're going to love me or hate me for this, but here is Venus Williams' nude photo that will be on the cover of ESPN's upcoming issue of The Body.

The MacBook Pro is a line of Macintosh portable computers introduced in January 2006 by Apple Inc., and now in its third generation. Replacing the PowerBook G4, the MacBook Pro was the second model, after the iMac, to be announced in the Apple–Intel transition. It is also the high-end model of the MacBook family and is currently produced with 13- and 15-inch screens, although a 17-inch version has been offered previously.

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