funny pictures
free webcams
sexy videos




E R N I E ' S   H O U S E   O F   W H O O P A S S

GO HOME BALL  -   articles - search - features - pictures - videos - tasteless - tits  -   WEBCAMS

jealous? click here to get your website on for as little as $5 per day
Ernie's House of Whoopass! July 10, 2014
July 10, 2014

What, You Can't Tell Me You Don't Find It A Noble Cause.

Mackevision is proud to be along with other world-class VFX studios part of this saga: Game of Thrones, Season 4.

The date palm is possibly second only to the coconut palm in economic importance throughout the world. Most of the other species are grown specifically for ornamental use, not for their dates, as most are inedible. Date palms have been around so long, no one is certain where they originated from. Some suspect the Middle East, where currently the majority of edible dates throughout the world are grown. The date palm trunk is vertical, cylindrical and columnar of the same girth all the way up. The trunk of the date palm is covered for several years with the bases of the old dry fronds, making it rough, but with age the trunk becomes smoother with visible cicatrices of these bases.

There aren't many things more awesome that the first pitch at a Taiwanese baseball game. A woman starts out in a Monkeys jersey, goes down on all fours and sticks her butt in the air, and eventually strips down to a leopard print bikini top -- which nearly malfunctioned a few times -- as she ran and jumped around the field after her pitch. You're welcome.

So I tried to find the Local Color Shop at key West, and either I've got the wrong city or perhaps they've moved to a new location?

Hi Ernie; First of all, here is the sauce (not gravy) you saw on that pic. Using Google Translate I get this, so the answer is, this is Heinz Brand Soy Sauce. You're welcome. Marc

A dog park is a park for dogs to exercise and play off-leash in a controlled environment under the supervision of their owners. These parks have varying features, although they typically offer a 4' to 6' fence, separate double-gated entry and exit points, adequate drainage, benches for humans, shade for hot days, parking close to the site, water, tools to pick up and dispose of animal waste in covered trash cans, and regular maintenance and cleaning of the grounds. Off-leash dog areas provide a community setting in which people can gather and socialize and where they can observe the interaction of groups of dogs at play. Roaming free is beneficial for dogs, as leashes can cause dogs to become territorial.

And Mikey Bloomberg better take a minute to check himself, because there are now 11.1 million Americans licensed to carry concealed firearms in 2011 -- that's 3.5% of the entire population, or roughly 1 our of every 28 people -- up from only 4.5 million in 2007. In fact, there are 10 states whose concealed carry percentage is over 8%; Florida being one of them. The 146 percent increase has come even as both murder and violent crime rates have dropped by 22 percent. So now you might understand why choosing a good high quality holster is so important.

So I've been searching Google for a black and white checkered belt but so far have been unable to find one with a brushed style silver buckle. Any ideas where she got it?

hi Ernie, love the site, based upon the emblem, it looks like the Typhoon is an RAF aircraft from 41 (R) Test and Evaluation Squadron at RAF Coningsby in UK. And that Typhoon landing looked a little low by anyone's standards. cheers Simon

PROTOP: NEVER MOVE TO MALAWI. Because no matter where you are, somewhere is a grandmother hiding in the kitchen preparing for her very own epic meal time. It most likely would not include 20lbs of bacon but it probably will be almost as tasty. Presuming you like to eat caterpillars. In Malawi.

Old and busted: German drink metaphor. The new hotness: German Roomba metaphor.

Maybe you need a simple temporary shelter from the sun or light rain; or maybe you want to extend the space in your existing tent? Because different hiking activities need different types of tent, Quechua has developed several different ranges to adapt to your needs: family campsite tents, popup tents (2 seconds range), trekking and mountaineering tents, small dome tents, shelters.

Insert Your Favorite Weekend Joke Here....

So Long, Lieutenant George Herbert Walker Bus...

Insert Your Favorite Weekend Joke Here....

Insert Your Favorite Weekend Joke Here....

Insert Your Favorite Weekend Joke Here....

... more ...


all other materials are property of their respective owners!