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Ernie's House of Whoopass! July 17, 2014
July 17, 2014

It's Just A Bullshit Word. So You Go On And Stamp Your Form, Sonny, And Stop Wasting My Time .

The cat o' nine tails is a type of multi-tailed whip that originated as an implement for severe physical punishment, notably in the Royal Navy and Army of the United Kingdom, and also as a judicial punishment in Britain and some other countries. And since there are two of them laid over that wooden beamn, I presume this photo was taken at the BDSM themed Folsom Street Fair, in San Francisco during Leather Pride week.

Sure, Mario Gotze may have won the World Cup for Germany, but his girlfriend Ann-Kathrin Brommel has won the internet, and our hearts.

With that front door wide open, there had better be a screen door otherwise the cat is going to get out.

Attention Las Vegas'ers. Or at least those of you familiar with Law vegas. First, where is this photo taken from? I can never remember that short building with the red lights. And second, there's another pleasure strongly associated with Vegas that is constantly pulsing underneath the flashy surface. I'm talking about the all-you-can-eat buffet. So here are nine of the most acclaimed buffets in Sin City, enjoy.

So my Police Scanner App alerted me that 6000+ were listening to Stockton CA's Police band. A little search showed a bank robbery with hostages ...Notice the Homeland Security vehicle right up to the vehicle? Maybe they do come in handy. -Ryan

Actually, that's not a Homeland Security vehicle -- if you look at a high resolution version of that photo, you'll notice it's a Lenco Bearcat that belongs tot he Stockton police. According to Wikipedia, the Bearcat is a "wheeled armored personnel carrier designed for military and law enforcement use." But if you scroll tot he bottom, the only military applications it has are things such as, "Nuclear Missile Convoy Protection, US Army Military Base Security, Perimeter Patrol & Security" -- e.g. the military police, so it's pretty much a police vehicle. And at about 17,000-pounds, it's a far cry from the BAE Systems' 60,000-pound MRAPs that are working their way into America's police forces. For a more street friendly comparison, think of the Bearcat as this 2013 Ford F450 Lariat (GVWR 18,000-pounds) versus this 2013 International 7600 SFA 6x4 (GVWR 60,000-pounds). What do we call that? Science. Yeah, Mr. White! Yeah, Science!

A micropenis is an unusually small penis whose common criterion is a dorsal erect penile length of at least 2.5 standard deviations smaller than the mean human penis size; or smaller than about 2.5 inches for an adult when compared to an average erection of 5 inches. The condition is usually recognized shortly after birth. Micropenis occurs in about 0.6% of males.

Miramar is located on Ibiza, cant use google streetwiev to find the exact place, but in the habour of Botafoch there is a place called Miramar. Jan

I'm not entirely convinced. I'm sure there is a place there called Miramar, but there are also four other places there in Europe; and that doesn't include the hundrerds of buildings scattered across the continent, which just so happened to ne named Miramar. Besides, the Miramar building in question doesn't seem to be as high classed as the one in Ibiza.

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Pizza is one of the most frequently eaten foods in the United States. It is quick, easy, and readily available in almost every town. When adding a ton of toppings like pepperoni, sausage, and other calorie holders, it is easy to quickly increase this part of the nutrition scale. When looking to lose weight, a hot cheese pizza may be the best option in order to avoid all the extra calories.

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