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Ernie's House of Whoopass! July 22, 2014
July 22, 2014

What, Cripples Need Love, Too.

For the most part, I'm not a tequila person, so if I had to choose between Olmeca and Jack Daniels, that's an easy one; Jack and Coke, please. But if forced to choose between two tequilas, such as Tres Generations or Don Julio, I dunno which I'd pick. But I do know that after all that fucking tequila, I'd wind up in the running for the dumbest face tattoo.

Dubai is the most populous city and emirate in the United Arab Emirates (UAE), and the second largest emirate by territorial size after the capital, Abu Dhabi. Today, Dubai has emerged as a cosmopolitan metropolis that has grown steadily to become a global city and a business and cultural hub of the Middle East and the Persian Gulf region. It is also a major transport hub for passengers and cargo. Although Dubai's economy was historically built on the oil industry, the emirate's Western-style model of business drives its economy with the main revenues now coming from tourism, aviation, real estate, and financial services. Dubai has recently attracted world attention through many innovative large construction projects and sports events. The city has become symbolic for its skyscrapers and high-rise buildings, in particular the world's tallest building, the Burj Khalifa. In addition, Dubai is home to other ambitious development projects including man-made islands, hotels, and some of the largest shopping malls in the region and the world.

According to Merriam-Webster's Dictionary, "86" is a slang term that is used in the American popular culture as a transitive verb to mean throw out or get rid of, particularly in the food service industry as a term to describe an item no longer available on the menu, or to refuse service to a customer. Today, the term "86", and especially its past tense, "86ed" is widely used in American culture and beyond. The most widely accepted theory of the term's origin states it derives from a code supposedly used in some restaurants in the 1930s, wherein 86 was a shortform among restaurant workers for 'We're all out of it.' Snippets of said code were published in newsman Walter Winchell's column in 1933, where it was presented as part of a "glossary of soda-fountain lingo."

I don't always post photos of staircases, but when I do, they're quite mesmerizing.

Per the link; There is dirt pushed outward. A sink hole drags everything down right? All I have to say is, “Alien vs Predator”. Remember when the Predators shot the laser down to bore a hole in to the ice to get to the temple of alien doom???? Just saying. -Ryan

Needs more spel chek for the bumper sticker... Picture taken on I - 94 near Chelsea, Michigan. Jon

Here's a compelling argument why Pinhead's latest Executive Order is most likely going to be permanent. Meanwhile, there are still some AK's and AK variants still available if you're willing to mail order.

Febreze is a brand of household odor eliminator manufactured by Procter & Gamble, sold in North America, Brazil, Europe, Asia, Australia and New Zealand. The active ingredient in Febreze is hydroxypropyl beta-cyclodextrin. Procter & Gamble claims that these molecules bind hydrocarbons within the doughnut shape, retaining malodorous molecules, which reduces their release into the air and thus the perception of their scent. The product initially sold poorly until P&G realised that people had become accustomed to the smells in their own homes, then switched to linking it to pleasant smells and cleaning habits to produce the successful product.

The Boeing 787-9 Dreamliner is a slightly bigger version of the 787-8, but still flies just the same and is capable of "combat" takeoffs. In this video from the Farnborough Airshow, watch for the DReamliner's very steep 40 degree takeoff, 60 degree banked turn and unbelievable short landing.

Lucia Rijker is the female Mike Tyson. She is the the world famous, undisputed, unconquered queen of Kickboxing. A scientific test proved that she can punch with 910 pounds of force at the speed of 36 feet per second! is the coolest webcam site on the web. definitely NSFW.

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