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Ernie's House of Whoopass! July 23, 2014
July 23, 2014

I Wonder If There's A Merit Badge For Almost Being Killed By A Border Agent?

State Route 23 is a state highway which runs roughly from Fillmore to Malibu, and consists of three distinct sections. The southern section begins as Decker Canyon Road near Trancas in Malibu, where Route 23 intersects with the Pacific Coast Highway (PCH). This portion provides numerous beautiful vistas of the Santa Monica Mountains and the Pacific Ocean during daytime, but extreme caution is advisable, especially as the road nears the PCH. The middle section, known as the Moorpark Freeway, is a major route for traffic headed between Thousand Oaks and Moorpark. The northernmost section begins at State Route 118 in Moorpark, and heads north as Grimes Canyon Road through orange groves and sandstone cliffs.

No American sport is more romanticized than baseball, which is why baseball makes such a fantastic subject for movies. The audience is already primed to accept the dramatic narrative. All the filmmakers have to do is not blow it. Sadly, many filmmakers do blow it. For every classic baseball film out there -- your Bull Durhams, your Sandlots (Squints made that movie), your Major Leagues -- there's at least one that really, really sucks. It's these baseball movies, the ones that suck, that are the subject of today's list. Take a look and find out how many truly awful baseball movies you've seen. Then make a mental note never to watch them again.

Curel Hand & Cuticle Therapy Cream soothes even the driest hands on contact and continues to moisturize even through repeated hand washings for all-day softness. This non-greasy formula is infused with soy milk, monoi oil, and vitamin E to help soften hands in just one use.

Ernie, Been a long time fan since stick figure days, contributed when I could but hard with a limited income and all that. A boy scout troop from Iowa was on a trip to Alaska and for taking a photo, a fucking photo, they were treated like criminals, had guns drawn on them and everything. The best part is this asshat Charles Vonderheid says "We want to make sure they follow the rules. A Scout is a good citizen. It would be a great lesson in civics for that young man and that troop,” he said. How the hell is it following the rules and being a good citizen to be violated like this by some jack booted thug? Thanks for giving it an look over. Walter

You know, I was discussing the Eric Garner death homicide with a retired cop friend and I asked him, Do you know why the TSA gets such a bad rap? Not because they're repeatedly and flagrantly violating our 1st, 4th and 14th Amendments, but because they do so with such impunity. Little toddlers get molested in the name of security, old ladies get accosted, breast cancer survivors get humiliated, aging veterans get treated like criminals. And We The people complain about it and *nothing ever happens* because those responsible just quote their rules and regulations and procedures. That's why people hate the TSA so much. Because of how powerless We The People feel to keep them in check. Unfortunately, this feeling of unaccountability seems to be a growing phenomenon extending into other branches of law enforcement. Someone else commented there are no US Border Patrol agents assigned to the Alaska/Canadian border, so perhaps they were Customs officers. Look, the vast majority of law enforcement are good peoples. But on the rare occasion when one of them really, really fucks up, they deal with it the same way the Catholic Church dealt with pedophile priests; a shell game of reassignments and transfers. So I dunno, I guess your Scouting friend should consider himself lucky someone didn't feel like shooting a Boy Scout that day? Because if he did, no harm no foul, I guess?

Ever thought about plastic surgery? These 21 disasters may change you mind forever. Poor Nikki Cox.

Popeyes Louisiana Kitchen is an American chain of fried chicken fast food restaurants founded in 1972 in New Orleans, Louisiana. According to a company press release dated June 29, 2007, Popeyes is the second-largest "quick-service chicken restaurant group, measured by number of units", with more than 1,800 restaurants in more than 40 states and the District of Columbia, Puerto Rico, and over 22 countries worldwide. About thirty locations are company-owned, the rest franchised. As of January 2014, Popeyes has over 2,000 restaurants worldwide according to their website.

Hey Ernie, Can't find where to submit stuff so here it is... a Ho in 1...Roflmao!!! Parnell

Hi Ernie, Penile amputation realized after priapism (prolonged erection) and subsequent necrosis of the penis. Side -effect of an overdose of the anti-depressant Oleptro. I wouldn't be popping too many Viagra, either. Cheers, Charley

Dove is a personal care brand owned by Unilever, whose products are sold in more than 80 countries and are offered for both women and men. The Dove trademark and brand name is currently owned by Unilever. Dove's logo is a silhouette profile of the brand's namesake bird. Products include: antiperspirants/deodorants, body washes, beauty bars, lotions/moisturizers, hair care, and facial care products. Dove is primarily made from synthetic surfactants, soaps derived from vegetable oils such as palm kernel, and salts of animal fats.

Old and busted: Coolio releasing a new hit. The new hotness: Coolio releasing a new hit... ON PORNHUB.

A convex mirror, fish eye mirror or diverging mirror, is a curved mirror in which the reflective surface bulges toward the light source. Convex mirrors reflect light outwards, therefore they are not used to focus light. Such mirrors always form a virtual image, since the focus (F) and the centre of curvature (2F) are both imaginary points "inside" the mirror, which cannot be reached. The passenger-side mirror on a car is typically a convex mirror. In some countries, these are labeled with the safety warning "Objects in mirror are closer than they appear", to warn the driver of the convex mirror's distorting effects on distance perception.

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