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Ernie's House of Whoopass! July 25, 2014
July 25, 2014

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"It was not clear why Silverman, a doctor for nearly 25 years, was armed at the office. Bernice Ho, a spokeswoman for Mercy Fitzgerald, said Thursday it was against hospital policy for anyone other than security guards to carry weapons."

Okay, another photo challenge: identify this brand of water, and as is customeary for these tough ones, here's a close up of the labels.

Alien: Isolation is an upcoming first-person survival horror stealth game developed by The Creative Assembly and published by Sega, part of the Alien franchise. The game is set in 2137, 15 years after the events of Alien, and follows Amanda, who is investigating the disappearance of her mother Ellen Ripley. A cast reunion from the original movie is happening despite the fact that Alien: Isolation takes place largely 15 years after the events of the original movie, with protagonist Amanda Ripley -- the daughter of Ellen Ripley -- the hero played in the movie (and the game) by Sigourney Weaver; who is aging rather gracefully, by the way. But the game will also feature cutscenes and side-missions that star the original cast – not just Weaver but Tom Skerritt, Yaphet Kotto, Veronica Cartwright, and Harry Dean Stanton.

So I signed my name on number 24! The judge said, "Boy, just one more, I'm gonna throw your ass in the city joint." Looked me in the eye, said, "You get my point?" I say "Yeah!, Oh yeah!" Do you LOVUSA as much as Sarah Palin? Because I don't think you do. Actually, kind of funny, in another article she revealed she was listening to Sammy Hagar's I Can't Drive 55. Good for her.

Uniworld Boutique River Cruise Collection is located in Los Angeles, California and the company operates a fleet of 21 river cruising cruise ships along the rivers of Europe, Russia, Egypt, and China. In April of 2013, Uniworld became the first U.S.-based river cruise line to own and operate a vessel in Italy. Found until recently on Europe's Danube, the 134-passenger River Countess was shipped to Venice on a giant transport vessel to sail indefinitely out of the city on seven-night "Venice & the Po River" itineraries. The trips include an extended stay in Venice as well as several nights on the nearby Po -- the longest river in Italy.

What happens when the right digital still is transposed onto real life at just the right angle? Photographer Francois Dourlen does just that by matching the appropriate photo on his iPhone to the perfect real world situation. ET phone home, bitches!

Chattem is a Chattanooga, Tennessee, producer and marketer of over-the-counter healthcare products, toiletries, dietary supplements, topical analgesics, and medicated skin care products. Originally named the Chattanooga Medicine Company, the company's brand portfolio holds twenty-two brands including Allegra, Gold Bond, Flexall, IcyHot, Rolaids, Bullfrog Sunblock, ACT Anticavity Fluoride Rinse, Sun-In, Pamprin, Dexatrim, Aspercreme, and Selsun Blue. Two-thirds of Chattem's products are produced by the company at its Chattanooga production facilities with the remaining produced by third-party producers.

You animals lovers will be overwhelmed with joy over this one. Albinism is a congenital disorder characterized by the complete or partial absence of pigment in the skin, hair and eyes due to absence or defect of tyrosinase, a copper-containing enzyme involved in the production of melanin. Many animals with albinism lack their protective camouflage and are unable to conceal themselves from their predators or prey; the survival rate of animals with albinism in the wild is usually quite low. Famous albino animals include Migaloo, a humpback whale off the coast of Australia; Pinky, a bottlenose dolphin living in and around in Calcasieu Lake, Louisiana; Snowflake, a Barcelona Zoo gorilla; Snowflake, a Bristol Zoo penguin; and Mahpiya Ska (Sioux for "White Cloud"), a buffalo in Jamestown, North Dakota.

In 1933 Kraft developed a new dressing similar to mayonnaise, but as a less expensive alternative. Premiering at the Century of Progress World's Fair in Chicago in 1933, Miracle Whip was an instant success as a condiment on fruits, vegetables and salads. It is also sold by Mondel?z International (formerly also Kraft Foods) as Miracel Whip throughout Germany. It is often used as an alternative to mayonnaise in recipes, although it is sweeter and has additional ingredients.

Meanwhile in Bischofshofen, Austria, a friendly match between French club Lille and Israeli club Maccabi Haifa was stopped about five minutes from end time when a group of young male pro-Palestinian protesters, reportedly of Turkish origin, invaded the pitch, where they waved flags and attacked some of the Israeli players. So there's that.

The Dukes of Hazzard follows the adventures of "The Duke Boys", cousins Bo Duke and Luke Duke, who live in a rural part of the fictional Hazzard County, Georgia with their attractive cousin Daisy (Catherine Bach) and their wise old Uncle Jesse. They race around in their customized 1969 Dodge Charger stock car, dubbed The General Lee, evading crooked county commissioner Boss Hogg and his inept county sheriff Rosco P. Coltrane, and always managing to get caught in the middle of the various escapades and incidents that often occur in the area.

If you want to do productive exploration anywhere in space, you'll need a suitable vehicle. NASA is now testing concepts for a new generation of vehicles, building on lessons learned from the Apollo missions as well as the unmanned rovers on Mars. The Space Exploration Vehicle is designed to be flexible depending on the destination; the pressurized cabin can be used both for in-space missions and for surface exploration of planetary bodies, including near-Earth asteroids and Mars.


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