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Ernie's House of Whoopass! July 29, 2014
July 29, 2014

'Cause Truman Was Too Much Of A Pussy Wimp To Let MacArthur Go In There And Blow Out Those Commie Bastards!

The son of an Italian immigrant tailor, Thornton Melon is a rags-to-riches story. His ambition is to go into his father's line of work, but his father reprimands Thornton for his poor schoolwork, and tells him no matter how hardworking, skilled or wealthy one may be, "if a man has got no education, he has got nothing". After his college-student son Jason cancels a visit, Thornton goes home to Vanessa, his second wife. Thornton is a widower and Vanessa is a social climbing gold digger, unable to bear her crude husband. Upon agreeing to a divorce, he threatens to expose her adulterous affairs after she threatens to sue him for half of his net worth. Thornton tells his friend, chauffeur and bodyguard Lou to drive him to Jason's college. It turns out Jason has been keeping secrets from his father. He is not on the Grand Lakes diving team, but instead works as a towel boy, treated badly by star diver Chas Osborn. At the championship dive meet, father and son patch things up and, with a little distraction, Derek fouls up the opposing team's dives, while Chas gives a lackluster effort, followed by a near-perfect performance from Jason. Chas then fakes a cramp out of spite in an effort to make the team lose. This gives the coach an inspiration. He calls upon Thornton, who comes out of the grandstand to perform an “impossible” dive, the legendary "Triple Lindy," to win the meet. A menu item at the Tex-Mex restaurant Moe's Southwest Grill is called "The Triple Lindy" in honor of Melon's ficticious dive. Behind the scenes, one of the last shots in the opening montage is of Rodney Dangerfield golfing; this was taken directly from his first film, Caddyshack. But holding a little more influence than he did in his earlier films, Rodney Dangerfield always looked out for younger comedic talents; as such he was a big proponent for Sam Kinison's part as the crazed professor.

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Anyway. The upcoming Family Guy/Simpsons crossover episode features Family Guy‘s Griffin family stumbling upon the town of Springfield and hanging out with the yellow family that inspired them. The trailer, naturally, focuses on Peter spending time with Homer, and Stewie meeting Bart -- and by the way, leave it to Stewie to take it to the next level. But presumably there will be all kinds of cross-pollination between the two franchises happening, which will be a Family Guy episode, not a Simpsons one.

And it looks like a few people were able to identify the mystery bottle from yesterday, but first, the next photo challenge. I'm not so sure anyone will be able to solve. I spent about 20 minutes on it, and so far no dice. But I suspect that's due in part, to the locale; the car on the left is an MG (popular in Britain) and has a wide license plate. So I'm guessing somewhere in the UK, I think? I tried a little CSI zoom-and-enhance on the sign in the background and I *think* it reads something to the effect of "HONEYWOOD ROXY"? lots of if's in this one, so good luck. ...

Here you go brother. It's actually not a bottled drink, but olive oil. Cameron

It loos like the bottle of "La Sansa" is olive oil (My sisters hot ass friends used to use it to get tan.) It also looks like it is a subsidiary of "Olitalia", maybe. I found this pic on an online store. It is missing the red on the label but they make lots of varieties of oils and it looks like it maybe an older bottle - -Ryan

It never occured to me it might be olive oil because I always thought that's the same as sitting under a magnifying glass, and you might as well rub melanoma directly onto your skin. Turns out I'm sorta right. You're not supposed to rub it on your skin, you're supposed to ingest it; to the tune of two teaspoons per day, according to the Jews. I dunno, I guess I just think olive oil should remain in the kitchen, where it's best suited.

Speaking of... a whisk is a cooking utensil used in food preparation to blend ingredients smooth, or to incorporate air into a mixture, in a process known as whisking or whipping. Most whisks consist of a long, narrow handle with a series of wire loops joined at the end. The wires are usually metal, but some are plastic for use with nonstick cookware. I haven't decided if the person who left those marks is doing it wrong, or doing it very, very right.

Roswell is an American science fiction television series developed, produced, and co-written by Jason Katims. The series debuted on October 6, 1999 on The WB and moved to UPN for the third season. The last episode aired May 14, 2002. In the United Kingdom, the show aired as both Roswell High and Roswell. The show starred Shiri Appleby as Liz Parker, Jason Behr as Max Evans, Katherine Heigl as Isabel Evans, and Brendan Fehr as Michael Guerin. The series is based on the Roswell High young adult book series, written by Melinda Metz and edited by Laura J. Burns, who became staff writers for the television series.

Ernie, I got to live in Ottawa Ontario for five years. The Popeye's cup from your 23 July post is from a supplement shop in Canada, not the tasty chicken joint. Kevin

Hey Ernie, That ar-15 lower company you posted about last year has gone tits up. The guy had a hard time keeping his customers in the loop about what was going on with the progress of the business, made several statements that turned out to be false and has finally pulled the plug. I think he was in over his head from day one. I guess the old saying hold true, buyer beware. Scott

The post that Scott is referring to was from an email back in from December 18, 2013, "Ern – In case you haven't been keeping up with the Rocket Hub startup funding project for Gun Vault, they have exceeded their goal of $50,000. Best regards, Gary" -- WOW. Those dude just raked in almost $90k and then punched the fuck out. See that's why I'm always leery about giving money to those crowd funded startup campaigns. The last one I donated money to was Karen the school bus monitor when the total was around $12k... had I known it was going to go all the way up to $700k? Fuck that, I'd have kept my $50. Which is why personally, I kind of like to stick with the more established companies. For example: the Sig Sauer Scorpion 1911 has an MSRP of $1,213. But right now GunBuyer is running a hell of a sale: both the Sig Scorpion AND a Sig Mosquito (MSRP $426) shipped to your FFL for AN INCREDIBLE $949. That's fucking unhead of, especially when you consider Sig is still running their two free mags and pistol bag deal.

The Oldsmobile Achieva was introduced for the 1992 model year and was a front-wheel drive, compact car based on the GM N-body platform which it also shared with its siblings the Pontiac Grand Am and Buick Skylark. The Achieva was first seen as a concept car at the 1991 Chicago Auto Show and was said to replace Oldsmobile's compact Calais models. The Calais and Achieva both share the same basic front wheel drive GM N-body architecture including identical wheelbase length. The Achieva started regular production for the 1992 model year; the S as the standard model has a 120-horsepower 2.3-liter Quad OHC 4-cylinder.

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