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Ernie's House of Whoopass! August 8, 2014
August 8, 2014

I'm Pretty Sure We Can Work In A Two Small Breasts In A Greasy Box Joke Somewhere.

Laser-guided bombs are often labeled as "smart bombs", despite requiring external input in the form of laser designation of the intended target. According to Raytheon's fact sheet for the Paveway II series, 99 deliveries of guided munitions will yield a circular error probable (CEP) of only 3.6 feet, compared to a CEP of 310 feet for 99 unguided bombs dropped under similar conditions. Both Lockheed Martin and Raytheon have developed GPS-guided versions of the GBU-10, although Raytheon-built Paveway II EGBUs have only been produced for export, and have been used in combat by the British Royal Air Force over Afghanistan and Iraq, and by the Israeli Air Force for precision strikes in the Gaza Strip.

The Earth is full of incredible life and frightening events that few of us may have known or ever heard about. Here are 28 animals so fucking colorful you'll wonder who slipped some LSD in your coffee.

The Canon Pixma MP280 Photo All-in-One Printer is at the bottom rung of Canon's multifunction printer ladder. Befitting its $69.99 price tag, it's pretty nearly frill free. But despite its barebones feature set, it produces decent-quality output at a respectable speed, and that should be enough for many budget-conscious consumers.

Old and busted: 19 things you might not know about Playboy Magazine. The new hotness: 9 other things you might not know about Playboy; well actually only 8, but the Ray Bradbury's Farenheit 451 is the only overlap.

Rubbermaid's handle-mounted mop lever operates head rollers enabling mess-free wringing. The snap-into-place synthetic cellulose head rinses quickly and easily. Attractively finished yellow steel handle provides long-lasting durability.

Okay, progress on the pool float challenge.

6 Letter words that end with uty: Agouty, Beauty, Deputy, Grouty, Snouty, Trouty
5 Letter words that end with uty: Fluty, Gouty, Pouty

So…. Probably “You Beauty” Here's another view of the inner tube… It shows a few letters after “Lazy”… And here's a beach pic of the same gal (note the same necklace and sunglasses) This picture may give more clues…

1) The umbrella has a picture of a lion on a shield, which is often related to Bavaria or Germany, although it's not often the Lion faces to the right.
2) Letters with this logo “Kan…”? with a red and black underline.
3) The beach furniture says “Coca Cola Light”, which is the name for Diet Coke in some other countries (e.g. Germany, South Africa)
4) Huge “SKY” banner
5) Oddly latticed red roof in the upper right of photo… Stadium?
6) Pepsi logo on one umbrella
7) Large outdoor blue Waterpark slide
8) People generally point their feet to the water, but the shadows suggest the sun is to the right, so perhaps picture is facing East with water to southwest?
9) Trees are don't look to be palm or tropical trees.

Maybe I'll look more tonight, Keith

As Derek Jeter's career comes to a ceremonious close, everyone and their dog is running lists and commemorations for the loyal Yankee. However, we'd like to acknowledge his off-the-field pursuits, and his off-the-field conquests. So let's lock back on the best of Jeter's career of beautiful women. Remember: It's okay to be jealous and angry that his life is not your own.

So I'm tired of my skanky bar soap, so I go out and buy some body wash. The only kind that looked really good was some Old Spice kind. On the front in big letters it says that it's "3X Clean Guaranteed" What the crap does that mean? On the back they explain it. The first X stands for leaving your body refreshed. The next X is leaving your body smelling great, and the last one says it, "Slams away dirt and odor." Wow.

If you've got a limited edition San Francisco 49ers glass mug, don't leave it sitting on the nightstand. Take care of that shit; wash it off and put it away somewhere. Man, women do irritating shit sometimes.

Well this is pretty awesome. Someone installed hand rails on the rocks to better facilitate getting in and out of the water.

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