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Ernie's House of Whoopass! August 14, 2014
August 14, 2014

So That's Why My Mom Always Referred To Them As Her Shelf.

So I have looked through all 41 eBay listings for a kentucky Derby baseball cap, and have yet to find this one offered for sale. Hell, I even tried a Google image search for "kentucky derby baseball cap and still came up empty. I even fucking searched Amazon, and the official Kentucky Derby store, and still got shit. I sure didn't see that one coming.

Porn star Christy Mack has written a horrifying account of the night that ended with her in the hospital and her ex-boyfriend, MMA fighter Jon Koppenhaver, on the run from police, as well as releasing pictures of her brutal injuries. But don't worry folks, because Dog the Bounty Hunter is on the job. Yeah, it's a hard world out there for women, but some have managed to find themselves in pretty cushy surroundings anyway. And life doesn't get much cushier than it does for these nine women, who rank as the nine richest in the world according to various estimates. Here are the nine richest women in the world. They come from industries that range from candy to retail to cosmetics and more, and in ages from early 50s to early 90s, if that's your sort of thing.

So like I said, I really fucking struck out this morning on photos -- fuck that Kentucky Derby hat -- and so I have three photo challenges today, this one is the easiest of the three, although I suspect those of you who live in/near las vegas will have a slight advantage. Based upon the cross-shape of the MGM Grand Hotel and Casino, there are four possible locations where this photo was taken. Figure out which hotel she's staying at.

Ernster, the vacuum shown in Wednesday's post is most assuredly the Eureka Bagless Maxima Upright Vacuum Cleaner in Yellow (4700A). 12 Amps of power for extra deep cleaning. Keep up the good work Ern! Gregg

It looks like a Eureka Maxima Bagless Upright Vacuum - Yellow/Gray, I bet she has better suction then the Eureka. Rick

Second photo challenge, this one will cater to Rolling Stones fans. The closest album cover I can find to match this poster is their original debut album, but the hands are facing the wrong way. Maybe it's not al album cover at all, just a poster? I'm not really a Stones guy, so I'm at a little bit of a disadvantage.

Emojis are great at conveying some emotion in an otherwise lifeless text conversation, but these emojiers have taken it above and beyond by creating whole stories and masterpieces made with them.

The Space Shuttle was a crewed, partially reusable low Earth orbital spacecraft operated by the U.S. National Aeronautics and Space Administration. The first of four orbital test flights occurred in 1981, leading to operational flights beginning in 1982. They were used on a total of 135 missions from 1981 to 2011, launched from the Kennedy Space Center in Florida. Operational missions launched numerous satellites, interplanetary probes, and the Hubble Space Telescope (HST); conducted science experiments in orbit; and participated in construction and servicing of the International Space Station. The Shuttle fleet had combined mission duration of 1322 days, 19 hours, 21 minutes and 23 seconds.

Third and final photo challenge, although I suspect more of a photo impossibility, because I wasn't able to discern anything to make a positive photo id. What restaurant is she eating at?

Remember last year when Milwaukee County Sheriff David Clarke released this PSA urging his constituents to take a more active role in provoding for their own safety. Well he's up for re-election this year and Bloomberg tried to buy the election by bankrolling a shill candidate. He fucking failed. Douchebag.

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