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Ernie's House of Whoopass! August 18, 2014
August 18, 2014

So Cape Coral Has Recently Welcomed Its Second Starbucks.

ATTENTION BOATERS: What is this orange thing?

So I went and saw Guardians of the Galaxy last weekend, and I enjoyed it so much, I actually went back to see it a second time on Thursday. I genuinely like Chris Pratt, and hope he makes it big, especially when you consider given his meager upbringing. Zoe Saldana, always hot, always fun to look at. But it looks like someone got there first. But what really caught me off guard? Who played the villains! I mean it's fucking Brand! Didn't they tie him up with his own piece of exercise equipment? Also spoiler: the surprise after the credits? Get ready for Howard The Duck.

Ultraviolet radiation is invisible to the human eye, but illuminating certain materials with UV radiation causes the emission of visible light, causing these substances to glow with various colors. This is called fluorescence, and has many practical uses. Black lights are required to observe fluorescence, since other types of ultraviolet lamps emit visible light which drowns out the dim fluorescent glow. Some security applications include the use of pens containing a fluorescent ink, generally with a soft tip, that can be used to "invisibly" mark items. At some theme parks, nightclubs and at other, day-long (or night-long) events, a fluorescent mark is rubber stamped onto the wrist of a guest who can then exercise the option of leaving and being able to return again without paying another admission fee.

Your day begins with a wake-up call from your Google Android phone. As you run to the shower, you hit Google News and check headlines, then Gmail. Your first appointment of the day has been moved to a new location; Google Maps will direct you there. But you're not even out the door yet. How convenient. Here are 12 facts you may want to learn in order to not upset the our new digital overlords.

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ernie. here's where you can see how much fun stuff your County's got from Uncle Sam. Tommy

{Lee County Florida: 150 assault rifles, 20 pairs of night vision goggles, 1 FUCKING MRAP]

ATTENTION BARTENDERS: What is this blue thing?

So guess what's going to show up in my mailbox today? That's right, my red kershaw Blur. Although I did note in the comments section, someone raised the point about two different types of steel being used: S30V steel versus 14C28N steel? Does anyone out there know the difference, and more importantly, can you explain it to me like I'm a fucking five year old? Here are some other great deals on knives, if the red Kershaw ain't yo thang.

Verrucous carcinoma of the skin and mucosa is an uncommon type of well-differentiated squamous cell carcinoma. When it is present in the genitoanal region the term used is Buschke-Lowenstein tumor. First described by Buschke and Löwenstein in 1925, the giant condyloma of Buschke and Löwenstein is a slow-growing, locally destructive verrucous plaque that typically appears on the penis but may occur elsewhere in the anogenital region. It most commonly is considered to be a regional variant of verrucous carcinoma, together with oral florid papillomatosis and epithelioma cuniculatum.

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