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Ernie's House of Whoopass! August 22, 2014
August 22, 2014

I'm Torn: Do I Make A Gun Safety Comment, or Black Box Joke?

The dusky dolphin is small to medium in length compared with other species in the family, and there is significant variation in size among the different population areas. The back of the dolphin is dark grey or black, and the dorsal fin is distinctively two-toned; the leading edge matches the back in color, but the trailing edge is a much lighter greyish white. The dusky dolphins has a long, light-grey patch on its side leading to a short, dark-grey beak. The throat and belly are white, and the beak and lower jaw are dark grey. Two blazes of white color run back on the body from the dorsal fin to the tail.

Deep thoughts with Jack Handy: "Go to bed, you'll feel better in the morning," is the human version of, "Did you turn it off and back on again?"

Some canned beers are pressurized by adding liquid nitrogen, which vaporises and expands in volume after the can is sealed, forcing gas and beer into the widget's hollow interior through a tiny hole—the less beer the better for subsequent head quality. In addition, some nitrogen dissolves in the beer which also contains dissolved carbon dioxide. It is important that oxygen be eliminated from any process developed as this can cause flavour deterioration when present. A widget is a device placed in a container of beer to manage the characteristics of the beer's head. The original widget was patented in Ireland by Guinness. The floating widget is found in cans of beer as a hollow plastic sphere, 3 cm in diameter with a small hole in one side. The rocket widget is found in bottles, 7 cm in length with the small hole at the bottom.

GODAMMIT. Though it looks and feels that (despite Eva Green's erect nipple) the Sin City sequel, "A Dame to Kill For" isn't as memorable as the 2005 original. I'll be finding out for myself around 2:20pm today, because I suspect it won't be worth the 3D version.

Old and busted: focusing a GoPro camera on your cleavage and going for a jog. The new hotness: focusing a GoPro camera on your cleavage and hitting the gym for a workout.

Hi Ernie, That is still the Minskoff theater, just the side of it on Broadway. The main entrance is around the corner on West 45th street. Mark

White writing on a blue background? Hmmm, what craft store is this? I initially thought it could be the craft section at a Walmart, but usually Walmart makes better use of their floor space.

And of course would good would that be without a tactical wall to hide your shit in?

Marlboro cigarettes initially built its image as a feminine, apparently “safer” due to the filter, light cigarette. In late 1950s, Philip Morris tried to change this image and target more financially attractive group – young males. Marlboro gained fresh, innovative hard cardboard flip-top opened box designed by Frank Gianninoto, who created also famous Campbell's soup can. The new packaging had many advantages. Its toughness was appealing to men who wanted to protect their cigarettes from being crushed in rough conditions. The flip-top design forced smokers to look at the pack while taking a cigarette out. A clean, aggressive white with red arrow graphics design was easily recognizable on monochrome TV screen regardless of distortions.

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