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Ernie's House of Whoopass! August 26, 2014
August 26, 2014

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If you think of a list of the greatest Las Vegas entertainers, the names of Elvis or Sinatra might come to mind, but Las Vegas has also come to be known as a keeper of the flame for the Beatles, the most popular music act in history. Fifty years ago this week, the Beatles played two sold out shows at the Las Vegas Convention Center and helped put Las Vegas on the map for a new generation of music fans. The anniversary is being marked in many ways, and remembered by those who attended the shows.

Do you remember fifteen years ago when Tiger Woods wowed the world with this ball juggling Nike commercial? Many people thought it was CGI, but nope it was all Tiger and he's been doing it off and on to please crowds, ever since. But what you didn't know is so can his hot 24 year old niece, Cheyenne.

ThinkPad is a line of laptop computers and tablets by Lenovo. The series was originally designed, developed, and sold by IBM until Lenovo acquired the brand in 2005 after purchasing IBM's personal computer business. ThinkPads are popular with large businesses and schools. Older ThinkPad models are revered by technology enthusiasts, collectors and power users due to their durable design, relatively high resale value, and abundance of aftermarket replacement parts. ThinkPad laptops have been used in space, and was by 2003 the only laptop certified for use on the International Space Station. The ThinkPad X300 used a small form factor Intel GS965 chipset, along with Intel Core 2 Duo L7100 low-voltage CPU. Its successor, the ThinkPad X301 uses the Intel Centrino Mobile, an ultra-low-voltage CPU.

Most of us know the number one billion is big, we just don't know how to think of them in the context of our own lives. If we wanted to pay down a billion dollars of the US debt, paying one dollar a second, it would take 31 years, 259 days, 1 hour, 46 minutes, and 40 seconds. About a billion minutes ago, the Roman Empire was in full swing, since one billion minutes is about 1,900 years. About a billion hours ago, we were living in the Stone Age, as one billion hours is about 114,000 years. About a billion months ago -- or 82 million years -- dinosaurs walked the earth. A billion inches is 15,783 miles, more than halfway around the earth. Now consider all 10 of these people have earned one billion dollars, many of them before their 25th birthday.

Hello Ernie! Haven't sent in any stuff in a while, I'm the guy who gave you "Lunch in Thailand", The lizard dinner in Iraq, & also the San Antonio Zombie walk you published on Halloween 2008! Well, just came from the Comic-Con in San Antonio and took lots of photos, I thought you would enjoy! I got to meet Sara Underwood!!!! Made a gay joke about a Justin Beiber light up shirt to the guy standing next to me, turns out it was openly gay Dr. Who/Torchwood star John Barrowman! Whoops! Flew the Vulcan "Live Long & Prosper" sign to Peter Mayhew (Chewbacca!) Got a head shake/face palm for my efforts! Bought some art, enjoyed some girls, all in all a really good time. Mark

Dirk Werner Nowitzki is a German professional basketball player who currently plays for the Dallas Mavericks of the National Basketball Association. An alumnus of Röntgen Gymnasium and the DJK Wurzburg basketball club, Nowitzki was chosen as the ninth pick in the 1998 NBA Draft by the Milwaukee Bucks and immediately traded to the Mavericks, where he has played since. A 7' in power forward, he has the athleticism and shooting ability to play either center or small forward. Nowitzki's jersey #41 has been the face of the Mavericks franchise since 2004 and he is considered one of the greatest power forwards in NBA history.

There are so many theme parks on this planet that it's practically impossible to count them all. But which ones are the biggest? “Big” is a pretty general word, but in this particular case we're going by attendance numbers rather than landmass or amount of money spent on construction or anything like that. As a result, this isn't a great place to be if you're looking for information on obscure, off-the-beaten-track theme parks. but if you want to see some of the most famous theme parks in the world, then read on.

Sea urchins are small, spiny, globular animals which, with their close kin, such as sand dollars, constitute the class Echinoidea of the echinoderm phylum. About 950 species of echinoids inhabit all oceans from the intertidal to 5000 m deep. The shell, or "test", of sea urchins is round and spiny, and common colors include black and dull shades of green, olive, brown, purple, blue, and red. Sea urchins move slowly, and feed on mostly algae. Sea otters, starfish, wolf eels, triggerfish, and other predators hunt and feed off sea urchins. The name "urchin" is an old name for the round spiny hedgehogs which sea urchins resemble.

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