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Ernie's House of Whoopass! September 3, 2014
September 3, 2014

So, Does Anyone Know The Tensile Strength of Polyester?

Well, Derek Jeter is down to less than four weeks left in his baseball career, presuming of course the 9.5-games-back Yanks don't make the wild card playoffs. Jeter's last game in pinstripes will be against the first place Orioles, and then the man who has been the team's anchor for the last 17 years will end his regular seaon career with 3 games in Boston. I'm sure the Sox will usher him off in style, so in what will probably be one of a handful of tributes, let's tip our hat to Derek Jeter's 10 greatest moments and 9 hottest girlfriends.

A diastema is a space or gap between two teeth. Many species of mammals have diastemata as a normal feature, most commonly between the incisors and molars. In humans, the term is most commonly applied to an open space between the upper incisors. It happens when there is an unequal relationship between the size of the teeth and the jaw. In Ghana, Namibia and Nigeria, diastema is regarded as being attractive and a sign of fertility, and some people have even had them created through cosmetic dentistry. In France, they are called "dents du bonheur" ("lucky teeth"), and in Australia, gapped front teeth in children are said to be a predictor of future wealth.

If you love coffee you already know how magical it can be, especially on a day when you need a pick-me-up or a comforting treat. Here are 17 reasons to love your sweet delicious coffee -- and some of them are even health-related.

At first I was going to make identifying the location this photo a challenge to you guys, but was able to solve this one myself becausae she is standing in front of the oldest home in Key West, Florida. So instead, I'll just ask if anyone can identify what brand of sun block she is holding.

The girl with the amazing rack is posing next to a Little Giant AirDeck. Cameron

Is this what you were looking for? Rick

Thanks guys! And still no takers on identifying he top two items on this to-do list.

And by now you've heard about -- or perhaps even enjoyed -- the latest celebrity nude scandal that included the likes of Kate Upton and Jennifer Lawrence. Now this particular breach wasn't the first celebrity nude scandal, and certainly won't be the last. And while I'm sure all involved are morrified right now, in the end it'll be forgotten about, just like Mila Kunis, Scarlett Johansson, Kat Dennings, and everyone else. And for those of you hating on Apple products as the cause of all this, I don't mean to ruin your day but in a recent press release, Apple claims it was not an iCloud breach, but an individual issue.

The household chore of doing the laundry began to change with the introduction of washing powders in the 1880s. These new laundry products originally were simply pulverized soap. The detergent business was further revolutionized with the discovery of the alkylbenzene sulfonates, which, when combined with the use of chemical "builders", made machine washing with hard water possible. This presented Procter and Gamble with the opportunity to create a product such as Tide. As of January 2013 Tide has more than 30% of the liquid-detergent market, with more than twice as much in sales as the second most-popular brand Gain, although it costs about 50% more than the average liquid detergent. Currently, the Tide brand is on at least six powders and liquid detergents in the United States alone.

I'm no expert, but it appears to be running a little hot to me. John

Hey Ernie, thought you might get a chuckle out of this - I even wrote the headline for 'ya ! "Squirrel eats nuts, than goes "nuts" over GoPro." alek

Here's another deal-so-good-I-bought-one-myself. Pick up a Kershaw Cryo Speed Safe Folding Knife for$21.41 with free shipping. or BETTER DEAL: 3 Pack for $54 shipped after $10 off $50. Although as of May, Amazon started charging Florida state sales tax, so my final total was $57. Three inexpensive, entry -level Kershaws... that's one for the truck, and one for each car.

Kitesurfing instructors and advanced kitesurfers always seem to be telling people how easy it is to learn to kitesurf. It's not. You'll need a fair deal of time, patience and determination until you can call yourself a beginner kitesurfer. Since kitesurfing is like wakeboarding on steroids, there are plenty of hidden dangers. Beware the destruction wind can cause: Don't go out when the wind is too strong, know your limits, and know quick releases in case something goes wrong.

9 cringe-inducing gifs of people eating cacti. why? because people are insane, that's why.

"we're not coming for your guns" meanwhile: new york state police demanding gun shop hand over gun customers id

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