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Ernie's House of Whoopass! September 4, 2014
September 4, 2014

Speaking Of To-Do-Lists.

On 4 September 2006, Steve Irwin was killed at the age of 44 while snorkelling at part of the Great Barrier Reef near Port Douglas, Queensland. He was in the area filming a documentary, Ocean's Deadliest, and during a period of bad weather, he decided to film some shallow water shots for his daughter Bindi's television programme. Irwin approached a stingray allegedly 8 ft wide in chest-deep water from behind in order to film it swimming away. According to the only witness to the attack, the fish reacted to Irwin as if a shark was attacking, striking him several hundred times in the body with its tail spine in a few seconds. Irwin initially believed he only had a punctured lung but the spine had pierced his heart and he bled out. The ray's behavior appeared to have been a defensive response to being boxed in. Crew members aboard Irwin's boat administered CPR and rushed him to shore, but medical staff pronounced him dead at the scene. Irwin's death is believed to be the only fatality from a stingray ever captured on video.[84] A copy of the footage was reviewed by the Queensland state police, but eventually, all copies of the video were reportedly destroyed at the request of Irwin's family. On 20 September, a public memorial service, introduced by Russell Crowe, was held in Australia Zoo's 5,500-seat Crocoseum; this service was broadcast live throughout Australia, the United States, the UK, Germany, and Asia, and it is estimated to have been seen by over 300 million viewers worldwide. As a final tribute, Australia Zoo staff spelled out Irwin's catchphrase "Crikey" in yellow flowers as Irwin's truck was driven from the Crocoseum for the last time to end the service.

As I'm sure you're aware, almost 200 private pictures of various celebrities, mostly females and with many containing nudity, were recently posted to the image board website 4chan. The anonymous person, or people, who acquired the photos initially solicited bitcoins in exchange for their release. The event is also known as The Fappening. The original release contained photos and videos of more than 100 individuals, some of whom the hackers claimed were A-list celebrities. Celebrities that have confirmed authenticity include Jennifer Lawrence, Kate Upton and her boyfriend Justin Verlander, Mary Elizabeth Winstead, Kaley Cuoco, Kirsten Dunst (who cares?!), and gymnast McKayla Maroney who initially denied the images authenticity on Twitter, then later confirmed that the photos were legitimate while also stating that she was underage (don't worry, safe link) during the time the photos were taken. In the end, whoever is found to be responsible for the hack is probably going to have to get buttfucked well beyond what he could have initially expected, and in targeting these celebrities he made one crucial error: These people have a metric shit ton of money to hire fire breathing lawyers to peel the flesh from his bones.

Elmex is a brand of toothpaste that has been sold since 1962. It is manufactured by GABA International AG, a Swiss manufacturer of branded oral care products located in Therwil. It was the first toothpaste to contain the organic amine fluoride (AmF) olaflur as an active ingredient for protection against dental caries. Elmex is often sold together with Aronal, which should be used in the morning. Aronal contains vitamin A to protect the gums against inflammation.

More than a handful of people were able to steer me in the right direction on this bottle of sunblock, and Eric was first tothe punch. Turns out, it's not sunblock at all...

Hey Ernie, I think you are confused because you are assuming that hot chick in the boat is holding sun block but in actuality, it is a Hawiaan Tropic Dark Tanning Oil. A far cry from sun-block. Keep em coming. Eric

Did you know that in architecture, a mezzanine or entresol level, is an intermediate floor between main floors of a building and therefore typically not counted among the overall floors of a building. Often, a the mezzanine level has a low ceiling and projects in the form of a balcony. The term is also used for the lowest balcony in a theatre, or for the first few rows of seats in that balcony. The word mezzanine comes from the Italian word mezzano, meaning "middle".

Okay, for those of you who came in behind Eric -- who to be honest I think is compensating for something -- I have a new challenge for you. Try as I might, I can't seem to make out what's written on this black flag. I think the boittom is something to the effect of, "BY MELSA, but that's way too popular an acronym to track down by itself.

Did you know that a black labrador retriever -- aptly named Katrina, by the way -- saved her owner from drowning during the floods of Hurricane Katrina?

Hey Ern, have you seen this shit? the dogs ate good for a couple days after. Squicker

Ahh, that reminds of of this old Apache footage from Iraq.


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