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Am I The Only Person Pissed Off Those Assholes Hijacked The ISIS Acronym?

Cards Against Humanity is a multiplayer party game available in published hardcopy via purchase and as a free download that players can print off to create their own. Its title references the phrase "crimes against humanity", reflecting its politically incorrect content while its tagline serves as a basic overview of Cards Against Humanity due to the game's mature content and dark comedy-like results. So masturbating grandmas aside, here are some of the best ones to turn up.

Sarbec Cosmetics is the 1st independent, family-owned French group and for over 35 years, it has created, manufactured and sold a wide range of cosmetics, perfumes and wipes. Their goal is to bring to customers a world of constant innovations and well-being in total security, employing 550 staff in 4 production sites and 7 subsidiaries. One such subsidiary is Corine de Farme, which was initially created in 1974, by Patrick Van der Schrieck. The hallmarks of the brand, "naturalness, high-tolerance, security," have not changed since those early days.

I don't know about you, but I certainly don't miss my high schools years. Mine was called John Marshall High when I went there, and as a 126lb skinny white kid, life wasn't easy. Over on the west coast, Leonardo DiCaprio dropped out his junior year of high school to shoot a recurring role on “Growing Pains” and attended free acting classes at the local drama center. “Life is my college,” he said. Angelina Jolie attended a Beverly Hills high school “where the bad kids go,” she said. “I was the punk outsider who nobody messed with. I was fearless.” There's even a little info about Jennifer Lawrence, although she has her clothes on this time.

Attention AK-74 users: SG Ammo just released a fresh batch of surplus 5.45x39 which if you recall has been earmaked as 'armor piercing' by the toold over at the BATFE. Which means when it's gone, it's gone.

For the next challenge, I could throw you a softball and ask something easy like, do you think these are real or fake, but there's no fun in that. So instead, I can tell you this sign is written in Czech and you can go to Google Translate and plug in, "zajistime, zamecke vinarny, foto a videodokumentaci , kvetinovu vyzdobu, hudebni doprovod, a dalsi sluzby" and get, "shall arrange, chateau wine bar, Photo and video documentation, Flower Arrangements, musical accompaniment, and other services." But I can't quite identify the venue she's at. Any help with that? And the real fucking corker -- and I'm going to preface this challenge as being on the we-never-solve list, can you identify where in Key West this photo was taken? If it's going to be solved, it's going to be done by someone with intricate knowledge of Key West, since I suspect that red sign (awning?) will be the key to it.

Tara Strong is a Canadian actress and singer most known for her voice work in numerous animated films and television series. Her voice roles include Batgirl in The New Batman Adventures, Harley Quinn from Batman: Arkham, Dil Pickles from Rugrats and All Grown Up!, Bubbles from The Powerpuff Girls, Timmy Turner and Poof from The Fairly OddParents, Raven from Teen Titans and Teen Titans Go!, Ben Tennyson from Ben 10, Princess Clara and Toot Braunstein from Drawn Together, and Twilight Sparkle from My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic. And she has a phenomenal set of cans. No seriously, I mean absolutely fucking phenomenal.

The right of the people to be secure in their persons, houses, papers, and effects, against unreasonable searches and seizures, shall not be violated, and no Warrants shall issue, but upon probable cause, supported by Oath or affirmation, and particularly describing the place to be searched, and the persons or things to be seized.

Yeah, I actually don't watch Saturday Night Live, hence Don Pardo isn't a real celebrity. Ta-da!

According to this survey of the 9 best deodorants and antiperspirants for women, Dove's Go Fresh Cool Essentials was ranked at #4 and praised for its "heavenly smell" and ability to keep "sweat at bay" all day. One reviewer says, "It's very refreshing and doesn't rub off on my clothes.... I was so impressed with this deodorant, and I also found that it moisturized my underarms really well. It didn't stick so hard when trying to rub off in the shower."

Global Electric Motorcars (GEM), a wholly owned subsidiary of Polaris Industries, is a U.S. manufacturer in the low-speed vehicle category, producing neighborhood electric vehicles since 1998 and has sold more than 50,000 GEM battery-electric vehicles worldwide as of mid 2014. There are currently six different models of GEM cars available primarily suited for intra-city use. GEM cars are used by local, state and national government agencies, resorts, master-planned communities, universities, medical and corporate campuses, as well as by sports teams, taxi-shuttle services and individual consumers.