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Ernie's House of Whoopass! September 9, 2014
September 9, 2014

Given All The Straight Lines, is That Duct Tape?

The Madagascar Dragon Tree is a very hardy, hard to kill indoor plant. The less you love it, the more it thrives – you can't say that about many things in life! Like the rest of the Dracaena varieties grown indoors the Dragon Tree does have a few drawbacks, but when compared side by side the Marginata remains slender and looks good even when quite tall, it can also support itself without any help from you. Arguably the easiest to look after and perhaps the most popular today. Starting to live in our homes in the 1960's, the Dragon Tree cleans the air and is especially adapt at filtering out xylene and trichloroethylene it also comes in four main varieties and cultivars.

While I'm not sure the the Modscape Cliff House would be safe, simply because the size of the balls necessary to live there would facilitate its cliffside plunge into the ocean, but you can check some pretty cool renderings of both the interior and exterior of the house in the gallery up at the top of the page.

Nastro Azzurro is a 5.1% alcohol by volume pale lager. It is the Peroni Brewery's premium lager brand which was launched in 1963. The name means "Blue Ribbon" in Italian, in honor of the Blue Riband won by Italian ocean liner SS Rex in 1933. Nastro Azzurro, was the 13th best-selling beer in the United Kingdom in 2010, and has also sponsored teams in Grand Prix motorcycle racing.

Few of the medieval torture devices can rival the pain that can be caused by The Rack. This wood-framed device has two ropes at the top and another two at the bottom. The prisoner's body was placed in the middle, and his limbs were tied with the ropes. When the torturer turned the handle, the person's limbs were dislocated, and later on, pulled away from the body. Other versions of the Rack also feature steel spikes on the bed to ensure the spine gets its fair share of torture as well. This particular device was used to “purify” heretics, punish criminals, and extract confessions. So the next time someone threatens to go medieval on your ass, you'd better pay attention.

Hi Ernie, the phone number on the poster is a Czech catering company. As far as the location of the venue goes, I got squat. Nice tits, though. Ben

Phone number points to: +42 was Czechoslovakia before it was broken up to Czech Republic and Slovakia. 790 is the exchange referring to U:Fon (Mobilkom) wireless network. 777 835 851 is the phone number for ABC Klub in Pardubice, Czech Republic. Keith

Next I was going to see if we could identify the hotel from which this photo was taken, but the more I looked at it, the more I realized it's the same hotel that this photo was taken from, which was posted back in early August. And in case you're interested, Boys II Men are still playing the Mirage. So instead, please try to identify what hotel this photo was taken from.

Brian Schroeder is an artist, record label owner, and writer within the hardcore punk and heavy metal field. He has created artwork for many bands, artists, and athletes including Metallica, The Misfits, Dr. Dre, Travis Barker, Craig Johnson and Kool Keith. He has designed many record covers, T-shirts, skateboards, and a pair of Nike SB Dunks. His artwork for Metallica includes illustrations for "2 of One", the album cover for St. Anger, numerous interior album illustrations, various web graphics and t-shirt designs. He also designed skateboard graphics and advertisements for Zorlac Skateboards during the 80s and beginning of the 90s.

Daniel: What where you doing on those stumps over there?
Mr. Miyagi: Called crane technique.
Daniel: Does it work?
Mr. Miyagi: If do right, no can defense.
Daniel: Could you teach me?
Mr. Miyagi: First learn stand, then learn fly. Nature rule, Daniel-san, not mine.

After what I think was a fantastic summer for movies -- headlined by Guardians of the Galaxy, of course -- the fall movie season kicks off with the latest films from Liam Neeson, Denzel Washington and Tom Hardy.

Wow, this girl is a pretty hardcore Marilyn Monroe fan. In addition to a giant poster, she also has part of Monroe's more famous quotes, "Imperfection Is Beauty" tattooed on her arm. The full quote is of course, "Imperfection is beauty, madness is genius and it's better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring."

Comedians on gun control: can't live with em, can't live without em.

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