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What's That Old Saying? If It's Stupid And it Works, It Ain't Stupid?

What's on the shoppinglist for today? Some generic freezer bags, eggs and Frosted Flakes. Why do you ask?

When tattoos are done in a fancy script, I can usually make out enough to understand what it reads. Or if it's done in a foreign language and I can read the letters, I can plug that into Google Translate and get it that way. But when it's fancy script and in a foreign language? I'm fucked, I can't read it. So here's a close up. What's it read?

Well, as you've probably heard, the Season 18 premiere of South Park was pretty much one long indictment of that Washington NFL team with the offensive nickname. Advertised on Fox during the Washington-Philadelphia game the Sunday before, the episode took full advantage of the fact that the U.S Patent Office had revoked the team's trademarks, causing quite a stir. However, it was hardly the first time the show has sunk its satirical teeth into the world of professional sports, or even the NFL. So here are the 25 most memorable South Park parodies of all time.

A built in oven offers exceptional convenience and style to your kitchen. One of the many benefits of a built in oven, is the seamless integration they offer. Also referred to as wall ovens, a built in oven will rest directly in your cabinetry, becoming part of your kitchen's completed design. A built in oven is also great for saving floor space, and offers exceptional convenience and style.

Medical simulation mannequins, models or related artefacts such as SimMan or Harvey are widely used in medical education. These are sometimes also referred to as virtual patients. In first aid courses mannequins may be used to demonstrate methods of giving first aid. Fire and coastguard services use mannequins to practice life-saving procedures. The mannequins have similar weight distribution to a human. Female versions, with anatomically correct pelvis with full term newborn and placenta, give your trainees realistic practice in multiple techniques, and to learn the procedure for emergency childbirth. Special obese mannequins and horse mannequins have also been made for similar purposes.

Dying on a deathbed, the perfect way for any villain to die! It makes redemption so much easier, as you can confess any crime you've committed in your life. And from a Christian point of view, that makes you basically innocent, with your bags packed and ready to go to Heaven. But our favorite ones have to be those that finally admit that they've actually seen aliens when they were younger. Dead husbands in freezers, stolen violins... these people are the ultimate trolls.

In this drag race, a 1955 Chevy Bel Air is up against a 1970 ('71?) Chevy Camaro. Who wins? Hint: not the Bel Air, although whoever does his body work will have a busy weekend.

Let me ask you fair reader, who manufactures this wire storage rack in the white and green box on the left?