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Ernie's House of Whoopass! October 2, 2014
September 2, 2014

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Irn-Bru is a Scottish carbonated soft drink, often described as "Scotland's other national drink" after Scotch whisky. In addition to being sold throughout the United Kingdom, Irn-Bru is available throughout the world and can usually be purchased where there is a significant community of people from Scotland. Innovative and sometimes controversial marketing campaigns have kept it as the number one selling soft drink in Scotland, where it directly competes with global brands such as Coca-Cola and Pepsi.

A bicycle parking rack, usually shortened to bike rack and also called a bicycle stand, is a device to which bicycles can be securely attached to for parking purposes. A bike rack may be free standing or it may be securely attached to the ground or some stationary object such as a building. Indoor bike racks are commonly used for private bicycle parking, while outdoor bike racks are often used in commercial areas. General styles of racks include the inverted U, serpentine, bollard, grid, and decorative. The most effective and secure bike racks are those that can secure both wheels and the frame of the bicycle, using a bicycle lock.

Actors or film crew members who don't believe in superstitions probably don't take weird movies with satanic or supernatural themes too seriously. Well, neither did Roman Polanski, who kind of made a career out of weird movies and had his pregnant wife, actress Sharon Tate, murdered by the Manson family just a year after filming “Rosemary's Baby”. But he's a pedophile, so he had it coming. And the expression “that movie gave me cancer” just got a new meaning since you'll find out that the movie “The Conqueror” gave cancer to more than 200 people back in the 50s. Insane.

A cabin hook is used in many situations to hold a door open, like on ships to prevent doors from swinging and banging against other woodwork as the ship moves due to wave action. This usage spread also to other domains, where a door was required to be held open or a self-closing device is used to close the door. Many buildings are built with fire-resistant doors to separate different parts of buildings and to allow people or sensitive equipment to be protected from fire and smoke. When using a cabin hook in such a situation, one should keep in mind that a fire-resistant door is an expensive and heavy item, and it only works as a fire door if it is always closed.

C'mon, what kind of an asshole would leave a baby stroller that close to the ocean. That cann't be safe at all.

Getting ready for a road trip? I'm sure then you will find most of the tips presented in these pictures very useful. Haven't you ever wished you could cool down a hot car in under one minute or how you could get a sticker off your window? In here we have tips for going on road trips alone, with children, with the whole family or just friends, with a rented car, in places you've never been to before, or even what would be helpful to have done in case your car gets stolen. Here are 32 great tips to hack your driving experience.

Pure topaz is colorless and transparent but is usually tinted by impurities; typical topaz is wine, yellow, pale gray, reddish-orange, or blue brown. It can also be made white, pale green, blue, gold, pink (rare), reddish-yellow or opaque to transparent/translucent. Naturally occurring blue topaz is quite rare. Typically, colorless, gray or pale yellow and blue material is heat treated and irradiated to produce a more desired darker blue. Blue topaz is the state gemstone of the state of Texas.

The Video Home System -- better known by its abbreviation VHS -- is a consumer-level analog recording videotape-based cassette standard developed by Victor Company of Japan (JVC). Several improved versions of VHS exist, most notably Super-VHS (S-VHS), an analog video standard with improved video bandwidth. S-VHS improved the horizontal luminance resolution to 400 lines (versus 250 for VHS/Beta and 500 for DVD). The audio-system (both linear and AFM) is the same. S-VHS made little impact on the home market, but gained dominance in the camcorder market due to its superior picture quality.

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