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Ernie's House of Whoopass! October 7, 2014
October 7, 2014

Boy, Kim Jong Un Really Has Let Himself Go.

Throughout the rainy season here in Florida, it's hard for the ladies to keep your hair sleek and smooth. As the ultimate body accessory, hair has to be protected from natural and superficial elements, amirite? It needs special attention, from its roots to tips, to maintain its moisture, health and sheen. Mistreating your hair can lead to dryness, dullness, and unmanageability. The Repair Therapy Shampoo and Conditioner from Syoss is a Japanese hair-solution brand that will bring salon-beautiful hair to you. Made by Henkel Beauty Care, Syoss' Repair Therapy Shampoo is co-developed and tested by top hairdressers and stylists worldwide.

A lot of sentences begin with "contrary to popular" belief and that is probably true because a lot of times popular belief is simply senseless. So I'm really sorry to break it to whoever has been living a Bugs Bunny life, eating carrots all day long, but those actually don't improve your eyesight. It turns out the British have lied to us again. Oh, and also, by the way, carrots are actually bad for rabbits, so don't be too surprised when they refuse them and don't fall into your Elmer Fudd trap.

"I don't understand how we got by those troops. I thought we were dead. The Force can have a strong influence on the weak-minded." But if you're last name isn't Kenobi -- or if you still live in your parents' basement -- here are 16 lifehacks that will almost turn you into a mind controlling Jedi.

Found these on Amazon. They are Targets made by Thompson and one of the unique features is they have an “X-Ray” of a skeleton inlaid with the silhouette. It's a pretty cool target because you can actually see the "Immobilization zones" and they give location and base reference points to measure from, like the pelvis and upper chest, and fatal “T” and spinal immobilize zones in the head via the X-Ray. Anyways, 30 bucks for 25 of the coolest targets in the range. And yes, they make “hostage, zombie, street punk, and jihadist” for whatever flavor you feel needs to get hit today. -Ryan

Ern, I expect you will get a lot of responses to this tattoo one. It appears to say "Solo Dio mi puo giudicare", "Only God can judge me". Love the challenges. Keep on keeping on. Tom

Huh. Who knew she's a 2Pac fan? Anyway, as much as I liked to play racing games like Gran Turismo 3 and 4, I never got so into them that I felt the need to replace the standard dual-joystick controller with some steering wheel/brake/gas pedal abortion. But you know, different strokes for different folks. Now given the printer at the top of the desk, I'm going to assume this one is hooked up to a computer, as opposed to a gaming system like an XBox-360 or PS3/4, but I can't guarantee it. Regardless, who makes it?

The Bait-And-Switch Fat Girl Tinder Date Social Experiment: a hot girl wears fat suit on Tinder dates and as you expect, hilarity ensues. Sorry, Krystal, no pics of dongs in this one.

Ghirardelli is one of the few chocolate companies in the United States to control every aspect of its chocolate manufacturing process, rejecting up to 40% of the cocoa seeds shipped in order to select what the company calls the "highest quality" seeds. The company then roasts the cocoa seeds in-house by removing the outer shell on the seed and roasting the inside of the seed, or the nibs. The chocolate is then ground into a powder and refined until the flakes are 19 micrometers in size. Ghirardelli's Ground Chocolate and Cocoa Mix offers a wonderfully rich and complex chocolate flavor.

Hey Ernie, the wire rack in question is a Style Selections 5 tier free standing shelving unit sold at Lowes. The key was the product number. On the picture it shows as 0071473. Searching at lowes.com without the leading zeroes brings up the following item. Joel

Based on thered letter triangles on the racks, I assumed this picture was at Lowes. Going to Lowes.com, I find item #71473 is Style Selections 74-in H x 48-in W x 18-in D 5-Tier Steel Freestanding Shelving Unit.

Okay, kind of an easy one. Tell me the exact day this photo was taken.

PROTIP: of all the gun control legislation that has been proposed since the Sandy Hook tragedy, not a single one of them would have actually prevented said shooting from taking place. Why? BECAUSE YOU CAN'T LEGISLATE CRAZY. And in case you don't want to get caught with your pants down next time, the glut of 30 round AR mags has driven prices down significantly: for a paltry $99 you can get 13 pack of the older Gen2 mags or for the same price, a 12 pack of the newer style Gen3 mags -- and that's with FREE SHIPPING. The difference between the two the Gen3's have a longer feed spring, improved anti-tilt followers, and a redesigned bolt catch notch in the rear of the mag.


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