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Ernie's House of Whoopass! October 8, 2014
October 8, 2014

Man Walks Down The Street In That Hat, People Know He's Not Afraid Of Anything.

Herbal Essences is a brand of shampoo, hair conditioner, hair stylers, and hair coloring by Clairol. The brand was reintroduced in 1995 when they launched their "Yes!" commercials. Famous late 1990s-early 2000s commercials featured Ruth Westheimer, in which she would let her try their body wash. In 2001, Fruit Fusions was introduced. In September 2003, they introduced a new formula line containing Hawafena. The brand was reintroduced in 2006, featuring scent names similar to Ben & Jerry's flavor names. The 1995 formulas were reintroduced in 2013, this time improved, bringing back a new version of the "Yes!" commercial set on an airplane.

If you are completely batshit fucking crazy, Kawasaki has released photos and video of their new Batman Tumbler Bike supercharged Ninja H2R; it's a motorcycle with 300-fucking-horsepower. Keep in mind the Yamaha Raptor I almost killed myself on was 44 horsepower, my TT is 225, and Big Red is a whopping 230. And my bad ass Vino scooters? Yeah, 8 whole horses in these bad bitches.

For you BMW 3 and 5 series owners out there, they are either installed with factory DVD navigation system or with only CD player/Radio. If you purchase a after market DVD nav unit to replace the factory headunit, they are different, here are some things you should know about installation. The amplifier is under the spare tire for BMW E53 X5, for the other models bmw x5 navigation, it's located near the rear left tire where the radio tuner is.

And for you Michael Bishop fans -- he's a painter, you uncultured prick -- this girl seems to be pretty happy with her print of Friday Night in SoHo, and picking up a framed copy isn't all that expensive. But if you'd like to see how it looks hanging on a wall before you commit the $20, here it is.

Ernie, Insert gratuitous stroking here…the game in question was played on November 22, 2009 at Lambeau Field. Game stats can be found here. Keep up the great work! Mike [Ernie says: close, but no banana

Ernie, The pic was taken on Monday, November 23, 2009. The stats on the bottom of the game screen are for the Packers/49ers game that took place on Sunday, Nov. 22 but the actual teams playing appear to be the Titans and the Texans, which was the Monday Night Football game that week. Keep kicking ass, Eric C

Hi Ernie. The stat across the bottom of the TV set was from Nov 22 2009 between the 49ers and the Packers. The Packers won that game 30-24. Anyway, I don't think that the date is correct though looking at the screen since that isnt San Fran playing. So my guess is that this is from Monday Night Football and the date would be Nov 23 2009 and most likely on the west coast because the sun is still up. If it were Central or Eastern it would have been dark. Take it easy, Eric R

Ha! I was wondering if anyone was going to catch the fact that the game being played wasn't the one with the score -- and what're the odds that the two people who did have the same first name? Well played guys. And speaking of 49ers, the recent brawl in their stadium bathroom was ugly in every sense of the word. Also, 49er fans punch like bitches.

Whatever college these girls go to, they were the NCAA Men's Lacross champions at some point. Can you tell me where and when?

Teekanne is a manufacturer of specialty herbal and fruit teas, located in Dusseldorf, Germany. Founded in 1882, Teekanne – German for "teapot" – has been playing a significant role in the tea industry and has developed into one of the foremost manufacturers and purveyors of tea worldwide. Throughout their history, this family-owned company has been synonymous with premium tea products.

In a world where political correctness has evolved to a point where it's near an implosion, calling someone stupid is not as easy-coming as it used to be. But the fact that stupidity evolves exponentially makes it really necessary from time to time to point the finger and exclaim that something is, indeed, purely idiotic. So yeah, it looks like we're in 2014 and there still are people on this planet who don't recognize Pink Floyd's Dark Side of the Moon cover. What word do we have for that besides stupidity? Ignorance.

In regards to the bottle of Irn-Bru, if you're in the US, you can also get it from Amazon. TTFN, Andrew

Hey Ernie, Since I know how much you HATE being wrong, I thought I'd let you know this is not a Manta Ray. It is a Spotted Eagle Ray. Spending most of my life on the water, instead of at a 'puter...big payoff, huh! Take Care, Damon

Yep, turns out I was wr-wr-wr. But since I have your attention, what kind of shark was this? Not as pictuee challenge, I'm genuinely curious.

I was a little shocked when I stumbled across Ghost Gunner, which is an automated CNC machine designed to dumb down the 80% AR lower milling process.. You just follow a few simple instructions to mount your 80% lower receiver, tighten a couple screws -- and presto! -- you legally manufacture an unserialized firearm right in the comfort of your very own home. I floated the idea past Will, who if you recall was my go-to resource for all things 80% completed, and he didn't seem altogether impressed with the idea. From the way he described it, it sounds like trying to sell one of these all-inclusive starter aquarium sets to a hardcore reef entuisiast. So if CNC milling isn't your thing but you still want to try your hand, consider purchasing a few completed AR-15 lowers.

Easing into warm water, relaxing as the jets pulse, envisioning it all right in your very own master bath... that's the fun part about choosing a whirlpool for your remodel — but it should be one of the very last steps. Make sure to measure your bathroom before you even look at a whirlpool tub, including any space you might gain taking down dividing walls or showers. Most whirlpools come in three standard sizes, five feet, five and a half and six. But you can't just consider the tub size — they're all designed to be dropped into a deck, and that will take up more space, with the bare minimum adding at least a half-inch to your measurements on all sides. If you think you'd like to hold a lot of stuff like candles and oils near the water, you'll also need extra deck space.

Old and busted: Taking a iPhone selfie while you're in a closed cockpit glider. The new hotness: Taking a GoPro selfie while you're in an open cockpit glider. Also? FUCKING CRAZY.


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