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No, No, Honey. You're Supposed To Dress As Something You're Not Every Other Day.

True arches were known by a number of civilizations in the Ancient Near East, the Levant, and Mexico, but their use was infrequent and mostly confined to underground structures such as drains where the problem of lateral thrust is greatly diminished. An early example of a voussoir arch appears in the Greek Rhodes Footbridge. The ancient Greeks introduced the arch in Italian visible today in the south of the peninsula and in Sicily. The ancient Romans learned the arch from the Etruscans, refined it and were the first builders to tap its full potential for above ground buildings.

The usual approach to sexy Halloween costumes is to take something neutral and make it sexy, but the reliable sexsmiths at Playboy have come up with yet another option for this Halloween – the Playboy Playmates dressing up as sexy versions of the least sexy celebrities imaginable. Yes, John Oliver, we're looking directly at you.

Since Google Streetview used photos that were taken strictly during the daytime, for this next challenge I suspect I'm going to need a local Las Vegan to help me identify where this photo was taken, in relation to the Aria casino. Show me on Streetview!

Okay fair enough, now who the hell can read Arabic and tell me what the hell does her tattoo says?

So there's a 31 year old Filipino TV Host that has a very rare talent. He is really good with makeup transformation. And he applies it on himself in order to make him look like famous female celebrities. Wait, what? Why would you want to be Jennifer Lawrence or why would you want to be Nicole Kidman? Does it actually make masturbating more fun? Well anyway, if you take a look at these pictures you'll realize this guy does a fantastic job with his makeovers, to the point it's scary.

Dasani was launched in the UK on 10 February 2004. The product launch was labelled "a disaster", a "fiasco" and a "PR catastrophe". Early advertisements referred to Dasani as "bottled spunk" or featured the tagline "can't live without spunk". These slogans were used seemingly oblivious to the fact that spunk is slang for semen in the UK. In line with the 2012 Summer Olympics and being the official drink sponsor, Coca-Cola decided not to reintroduce the Dasani brand to the UK market, and purchased the Morpeth-based Abbey Well bottler in 2008, branded under the Schweppes brand name to provide a locally-sourced water brand for the event.

Well, I hope I don't completely rain on your parade here, but in all actuality, Ash isn't holding a Remington double barrel, it's actually a Brazilian made Stoeger. And assuming you've bought it more to fuck around with -- as opposed to actually defend your farm or shoot Deadites with -- might I recommend some low recoil buckshot? Options for low recoil 12 gauge starts on page 11, specifically look for "Rio Royal Low Recoil 00 BUCK 12 ga 2 3/4" 250 rnd/case for $107.99" And don't worry, Rio shotgun ammo is made in Spain and always gets good reviews. Catch the right sale and on occasion pick up a case of 250 shells for around $90-$95; I always grab a couple just because the low recoil stuff works well in my coach. Also, wow, the years have not been particularly kind to Embeth Davidtz.

Hey you know how sometimes guys will get all covered with tattoos and then be all like, "Don't judge me, that's discrimination." Well, girls can do it, too.