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I've Heard Of Ghetto Blasters, Ghetto Booties, and Ghetto Superstars. But Never Ghetto Cowgirls.

Brewers started to use glass because it kept beer fresher, longer. However, there was one serious issue, if the beer was left in the sun too long, brewers found the beer would smell and taste skunky. Scientists discovered that ultra violet rays from the sun break down the alpha acids in hops which then react with the sulfur present in beer to form a chemical that is almost identical to the chemical that skunks use to spray predators. The solution was to tint the beer bottle to protect it from UV rays, similar to how sunglasses help protect your eyesight; the dark brown beer bottle helps protect the beer from going bad.

So if you're gonna give away your real name on Facebook, then you should probably expect to be held responsible for everything you publicly say, even if it's just social media. The virtual police is more than just an incarnation of the karma police and as absurd as it might seem in some cases, you can pay really hefty for breaking its laws.

Masking tape was invented in 1925 by 3M employee Richard Drew, who observed auto-body workers growing frustrated when they removed butcher paper they had taped to cars they were painting. The strong adhesive on the tape peeled off some of the paint they had just applied, and touching up the damaged areas increased their costs. Drew realized the need for masking tape with a gentler adhesive. Painter's tape is rated by how many days it can be left up without leaving residue on the surface being masked. The longer-rated tapes are typically less adhesive, and are sold for use on smooth, delicate surfaces such as vinyl wallpaper and recently painted walls. Professional painters use miles of low-tack blue painter's tape, mainly to protect surfaces, but also as a guide for cutting in walls or ceilings. In any case, the tape should be pulled down immediately after painting, regardless of how long it was left up beforehand.

Okay, big news on the ammunition front: If you've set up price alerts like I have, there's been a big implementation in that department, allowing you to block certain dealers from not only the alerts themselves, but from even showing in the main ammo pages. Because still, fuck Cheaper Than Dirt.

Again, a bunch of people -- 47 to be exact, yowza! -- were able to find the location of this photo, which was taken from the outside deck of the Froghair Grille and Gold, which coincidently, closed for good in October of last year. I also wanted to tip my hat to Art, who was able to put the Aria Casino challenge to bed, once and for all...

There are two things porn star Dava Foxx said in this interview, which may (or I suppose may not) come into play for your next challenge. The first is, "I haven't really shot anywhere exotic yet... Just LA, Vegas and Miami," and the second is, "I'm always traveling when I'm shooting, so when I'm actually in Florida, which is usually 2 weeks of the month, I live a normal life." In this Twitter photo she noted, "LA/#Vegas Oct 6 thru Oct 20," so I take this to mean she lives here in Florida, presumably in the Miami area since the talent agency she is tied to is located in Plantation, a suburb just north of Miami. So how many Wells Fargo banks are there in the greater Miami area? Well, let's just say there's more than a couple to choose from; but I presume only one may have the beige diagonal slatted window shutters. As you might suspect, your job is to FIND THAT WELLS FARGO BANK. And in case they may yield some clues, here are her complete Twitter and Instagram accounts. Happy hunting!

Jackass survivor Steve-O -- you know, the 40-year-old (former?) drug asddict who two years ago actually dumped Italian bombshell Elisabetta Canalis for being too wild -- let his friends duct-taped his nude body to a wall and shoot fireworks at him. Get in line, ladies, he's still available.