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Ernie's House of Whoopass! November 4, 2014
November 4, 2014

Will You Stand In Line To Vote, or Will You Stand In Line To Register Your Guns?

Today is November 4th. Appreciate that General George Washington sailed across a river, slept in the snow, ate gristle and sucked marrow from bones, and shot the British in the fucking face. The least you can do is get off your fat ass, go stand in line for a little while and check a box. GET OUT AND VOTE.

This one goes out ao all my Spanish speaking hombres. I think I've been able to button this one u, but I'm not 100% sure. I know that bienvenidos means welcome, and habitacion means room, so neither of those two words are any help at identifying what hotel she is ordering room service from. After a little zooming and enhancing, the best I can come up with is the Auto Hotel Ilusion in Nicaragua.... that sound about right?

And in case you're interested, Kate Upton did a terrific Marilyn Monroe impression when a gust of wind blew her skirt up. And yes, she was going commando. You're welcome.

Stainless steel bottles are generally crafted from culinary-grade stainless steel and come in many sizes and some different colors. Stainless steel bottles are a decent alternative to plastic bottles if you are concerned about toxins or manufacturing techniques involved with the production of plastic. There are no known safety issues as stainless steel is non-reactive, meaning the bottles do not leach and therefore do not have to be lined.

SNUFF WARNING: This guy is excited about trains, but is smart enough to stay a safe distance away. Two of these three guys are not.

Hey Ern: Bought my Daughter a new jacket, today. I thought Chrysler had guts making leather seats out of Corinthians, but they have nothing on Vegans, who apparently make jackets out of themselves. Doesn't leave much for Buffalo Bill to work with. -Motorhed.

What does 22 Million Horsepower look like? Greg

Next, I want you to show me EXACTLY where this boat was docked when this photo was taken.

The .357 SIG pistol cartridge is the product of Swiss-German firearms manufacturer SIG Sauer, in cooperation with the American ammunition manufacturer Federal Cartridge. It is based on a .40 S&W case necked down to accept 9mm bullets, and the cartridge is used by a number of law enforcement agencies and has a good reputation for both accuracy and stopping power. Both the Tennessee Highway Patrol and the Mississippi Highway Patrol currently issue the Glock 31 pistol chambered in .357 SIG, and if you're quick on the draw, you can score one of these Glock 31 police trade-ins for $365 -- normally $499 -- shipped to your FFL. Obviously expect some light scratches and/or holster wear, but this also includes three 15 round magazines.

CGI in movies is what makes a lot of them sell nowadays and that's not very pleasing to hear for anyone who actually cares about the value of art. For, if you have, say, a friend who is very interested in a movie depending on the rate of CGI effects it has and maybe on their quality, then it's not about art anymore, it's about budgets and technological advancements. So in order to demystify these procedures a bit, let us have a look at how bleak movies would be without those visual effects.

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