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Ernie's House of Whoopass! November 19, 2014
November 19, 2014

The Best Part About Early Winter Storms, Is Watching Them On Television.

Lake-effect snow is produced during cooler atmospheric conditions when cold winds move across long expanses of warmer lake water, providing energy and picking up water vapor, which freezes and is deposited on the leeward shores. The effect is enhanced when the moving air mass is uplifted by the orographic influence of higher elevations on the downwind shores. This uplifting can produce narrow but very intense bands of precipitation, which deposit at a rate of many inches of snow each hour, often resulting in copious snowfall totals. And having grown up in Rochester, right on the southern border of Lake Ontario and kissing cousin to Buffalo, I don't miss this shit at all.

Am I the only one who didn't know that today, November 19th, was National Buy Ammo Day? No seriously, I'm not fucking kidding. The website explains, "There are an estimated 75 MILLION gun owners in the United States of America. If each gun owner or Second Amendment supporter buys 100 rounds of ammunition, that's 7.5 BILLION rounds in the hands of law-abiding citizens!" So fuck man, do your part and shit, because you're not always going to have gummy bears available top make bullets with.

Trying to identify television shows in the background is always a good challenge. For example, here are some Barry White lyrics "Girl, I don't know, I don't know why" superimposed over Dean Winchester from Supernatural, so I can tell you she's watching Season 2 Episode 15, Tall Tales. Great show, by the way, here's their season 9 gag reel, too. Now more to the point, can any of you tell me what animated (?) movie is on television here?

Hey Ern, Hope I am not too late with this one... The photo you posted of the blonde flashing her tits is at Casa Bahia Restarant Bar at the Zihuatanejo Yacht Club in Zihuatanejo, Mexico. I believe that is where Andy escaped to in The Shawshank Redemtion. I amost gave you the Casa Bahia Hotel in Nicaragua but after finding this YouTube video, I saw the name over the door. The video starts at the exactly where she showed us her goodies and then pans over the door. Johnny

The police are a part of the working class who gets a surprising amount of hate since they're actually community servants. Mostly because those who are more visible, just like in any domain of this world, are the negative ones. But maybe it's better to look on the bright side, so here are some pictures that show that cops are human beings, just like us.

The Big Mac is a hamburger sold by McDonald's, an international fast food restaurant chain. It was introduced in the metropolitan area of Pittsburgh in 1967, nationwide in 1968, and has become one of the company's signature products. In 2012, McDonald's admitted that the special sauce ingredients were "not really a secret" because the recipe had been available online for years. It consists of store-bought mayonnaise, sweet pickle relish and yellow mustard whisked together with vinegar, garlic powder, onion powder and paprika.

Hi Ernie, the location is U Rokytky, in Prague, Czech Republic, You think they are going to the Kokytky but I think they are headed to the ZIPO bar. Rick

Additionally, I shall require someone to find me exactly where this bus stop is located.

When the time came for filmmaker Luke Aker to sell his beloved 1996 Nissan Maxima, he couldn't let it go without a proper goodbye, so he created this hilarious ad. Once Nissan saw his brilliant video, they knew we had to do their part to help Luke's land-yacht live on! So they bought it and, based on fan suggestions, restored it to its former glory. Who better to help Nissan reveal the refreshed 1996 Maxima than its previous owner? Presenting Aker's fully restored Maxima GLE Sport Sedan. You're welcome.

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