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Ernie's House of Whoopass! November 21, 2014
November 21, 2014

Let's bring Em Home Has Completed 38 Airline Tickets So Far.

LBEH IS IN FULL SWING BUT WE ARE SERIOUSLY SHY ON DONATIONS THIS YEAR. PLEASE CONSIDER MAKING A DONATION TO HELP OUR MILITARY COME HOME FOR THE HOLIDAYS!

You know, with everyone having their own mobile phones, it's a wonder phone booths even exist anymore.

When a girl you've just had sex with reveals she was born with both a cock and a box, but says she, "did not lie to him per se," you'd probably be in rehab, too.

Tracking down Benny's market is easy, it's located in Torrance, California. Almost too easy. So stepping things up a notch, what bar did these three girls just come out of? I Googled the telephone number on the security placards, which led me to Expansiva Seguridad, and popping that page into Google Translate gives me you get Mataro (Barcelona) in the Contact section, and given Mataro'sclose proximity to Barcelona, my hunch is the bar is somewhere in downtown Barcelona. Especially since on the door there's a sign written in three languages (catering to tourists) which reads, "Please respect the rest of the neighbors. Thank you."

Dear Sir Ernie, Like you, I'm enjoying all the massive snowfall from Florida. Anyway, I think that background movie isn't a movie, it looks to me like Eric Bischoff from the WCW doing some corny royalty wrestling bit. Just my 2 cents. Your loyal minion, Matt

Looking to feed your hungry AK, or preparing for the riots that should kick off on a few hours? You can pick up some 700 rounds of Romanian 7.62x39 123GR FMJ in sealed spam can for $139 until the end of November, or until their supply runs out.

Given the canouflage pants and knockoff Crocs, my first thought was a Walmart shoppper, but I don't think this is an American made car. Any idea what kind of car she's vacuuming out?


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