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Ernie's House of Whoopass! December 3, 2014
December 3, 2014

Is He Right Being Me? He Is, Isn't He. He's Right Behind Me? He's Right Behind Me.

As a kid, I was a dead fucking ringer for Adam Rich from Eight is Enough. So much so that people would stop my mother at the mall and ask if they could get an autograph from me. But then again, when you see a lot of people who look very much like celebrities and don't have equal destinies, you realize it's more about what's in the head than the way you look. Let's say it's mind over matter. And besides, looking like Abraham Lincoln in the 21st century might not be as cool as it used to be a long time ago.

Venmo is one of many apps aiming to make it easier to instantly pay or get paid by friends. Venmo allows users to easily send money back-and-forth to one another for expenses like rent, restaurant and bar checks, and event tickets. Venmo is free to use and appears to be gaining the most traction with U.S. smartphone users in their late teens and twenties. It's very popular on college campuses.

Ladies and gentlemen, meet Paige VanZant, one of the newest additions to the UFC Women's Strawweight division. At only 20 years of age, Paige "12-Gauge" VanZant stands at 5'4" and owns a professional MMA record of 4-1. VanZant says she never intended to become a professional MMA fighter. She started boxing a bit in high school after her family moved to Reno because there wasn't a gymnastics facility close to her home. A former model, VanZant now spends her days in front of the camera for a different reason: kicking ass.

All objects with a temperature above absolute zero emit heat energy in the form of radiation. Usually this radiation is invisible to the human eye because it radiates at infrared wavelengths, but it can be detected by electronic devices designed for such a purpose. A passive infrared sensor (PIR sensor) is an electronic sensor that measures infrared light radiating from objects in its field of view, and most often used in PIR-based motion detectors. The term passive in this instance refers to the fact that PIR devices do not generate or radiate any energy for detection purposes. They work entirely by detecting the energy given off by other objects.

Okay, what did this girl get for Christmas last year? Hand lotion or soap?

Shark photo bombs a surfing competition. Australians must have a gene that says “fuck it” when it comes to doing stuff. Between sharks, jelly fish, spiders, snakes, and Mike Tyson Kangaroos. Ryan

It appears that the No Parking Zone you are looking to avoid is in Laughlin, Nevada. The photo is taken from the parking lot of the Edgewater Casino looking south at the Colorado Belle. Google Street View didn't record imagery from within the parking area. However, in this shot you can see the fencing that matches that in the photo, as well as the Colorado Belle paddleboat style building and sign in the background. Enjoy, Andrew

Kees van Dongen was a Dutch painter and one of the Fauves, who gained a reputation for his sensuous, at times garish, portraits. In 1926, he was made a Knight of the French Legion of Honour, and in 1927 the Order of the Crown of Belgium in recognition of his contributions to art. Van Dongen died in his home in Monte Carlo in 1968, and since then an extensive collection of van Dongen's work is held by the New National Museum of Monaco. And I took a pretty good look through his artwork, but hell if I can't identify what painting this reprint is from.

With the holiday shopping season in full swing, these guys put together their annual list of gift ideas. Check back for new entries daily.

Here's a little known fact that may very well just blow your fucking mind. Purchasing guns on Black Friday ? the start of the holiday shopping season in the United States ? has become an American tradition over the past few years. This year was no different, according to the number of federal background checks run by the FBI. So how many firearm sales happened this Black Friday? I dunno for sure but the NICS performed 3 background checks per second. Suck it, Bloomberg! And for those of you with money burning a hole in your pocket, Kel-Tec KSG shotguns are down to $750, which is $250 below their usual price., the world's first and only truly free adult megasite. NSFW.

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