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Ernie's House of Whoopass! December 10, 2014
December 10, 2014

I Want An Official Red Ryder, Carbine Action, Two-hundred Shot Range Model Air Rifle!

Wow, there it is. The holy grail of Christmas gifts. The Red Ryder 200-shot range model air rifle. And there he is. Red Ryder himself. In his hand was the knurled stock of the most deadly looking a piece of weaponry as ever I had laid eyes on. For weeks, I had been scheming to get my mitts on one of these fearsome blue-steel beauties. My fevered brain seethed with the effort of trying to come up with the infinitely subtle devices necessary to implant the Red Ryder range model air rifle into my parents' subconscious.

So yeah, it's on, motherfuckers!

And if you're entertaining the idea of buying your own kid a air rifle for Christmas -- and I encourage you to do so, as I I still remember getting mine -- I also like to remind you of the importance of eye protection. Srsly. And this is your kid's eyesight we're talking about, so spend the extra few bucks on good shit, too. None of this avoid Chinese knockoff crap.

Hard Case Crime is an American imprint of hardboiled crime novels founded in 2004 by Charles Ardai, also known as the founder of the Internet service Juno Online Services, and Max Phillips. The series recreates, in editorial form and content, the flavor of the paperback crime novels of the 1940s and '50s. The covers feature original illustrations done in a style familiar from the golden age of paperbacks (the 1950s and '60s), credited to artists such as Robert McGinnis and Glen Orbik. Between 2004 and 2010, Hard Case Crime was published through a collaboration between Ardai's company, Winterfall LLC, and Dorchester Publishing. Additionally, two volumes in the series, one reprinting a pair of early Lawrence Block novels, 69 Barrow Street and Borderline, the other a collection of Block's short stories.

Hey Ernie, I think the McDonalds was in this area. The building in the background looks the same. But couldn't find the actual McDonalds. Tim

Hi Ernie, I started with the normal google-fu on the museum, as I had been to one in Amsterdam years ago, no dice there. I then looked at the flag, which came back to Yugoslavia. No dice finding a McDonalds with that diamond checkerboard cobblestone out front. I then found the picture here showing Jirina disrobing and walking down the street which lead me to the U Kostela resturant in Prauge, and this street view. Many cheers on LBTH, from a faithful reader and veteran. Mark

Actually, I'm coming to suspect you're both right. Since the second location looks newer, I would bet the McDoanlds moved from the old location next tothe torture museum, to the second location that Mark found. Anyway, before I pitch what i think may be an impossible one to you, first you have to find this Rite Aid on Streetview. Because I'm not sure Streetview goes down smaller roads/alleys to where you could show me where this outside pub is located.

Childhood is supposed to be a time of innocence and no regrets. A time when everything is bright, the sun is always shining and there are no real troubles. And this does happen for a lot of children, but for some reason their childhood is disturbed by… you weren't expecting this, horrible toys. Like who, for instance, thought of inventing a Hitler doll? Maybe someone thought there would be a white trash market in it, but even that is very far fetched.

In 1990, the Rembrandt toothpaste brand was developed and owned by closely held Den-Mat Corp, which had been founded in 1974 by dentist Dr. Robert Ibsen. In 2003, it had about $73 million in sales, and in 2004, Gillette purchased the Rembrandt brand, and included the brand in its Oral-B portfolio. As part of Procter & Gamble's acquisition of Gillette in 2005, the company was required by the Federal Trade Commission to divest itself of Rembrandt. Consequently, it sold Rembrandt toothpaste to Johnson & Johnson's McNeil-PPC division. That year, Rembrandt had sales that likely exceeded $100 million., the world's first and only truly free adult megasite. NSFW.

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