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Ernie's House of Whoopass! December 17, 2014
December 17, 2014

Jesus Fucking Christ, Do We Need Tort Reform In This Country, or What.

And from the Who-The-Fuck-Didn't-See-This-Coming department, the families of 9 of the 26 Sandy Hook victims are suing... you guess it, the gun store where Lansa's mother purchased the gun TWO FUCKING YEARS EARLIER, a distributing company called Camfour, and of course, Bushmaster themselves because made the fucking gun. In the lawsuit, the plaintiff's attorneys claim, "The AR-15 was specifically engineered for the United States military to meet the needs of changing warfare. In fact, one of the army's specifications for the AR-15 was that it has the capability to penetrate a steel helmet." For those of you non AR-15 savvy, this military weapon comparison is the equivilant to doing this.

And even though the inflated number of school shootings has been consistently debunked by several sources -- CNN and Politifact -- the gun control groups just can't stop with the lies. So you know what, fuck those guys.

Magic Hat Brewing Company was formed in 1994 in Burlington, Vermont. It brews four year-round beers and several seasonal products and one-off batches. By 2005 it had 64 employees, but in 2008 the company purchased Pyramid Breweries, makers of the Pyramid and MacTarnahan's brands, expanding to 129 employees. In 2010 Magic Hat was acquired by North American Breweries of Rochester, New York. In December 2012, the parent company was purchased by Cerveceria Costa Rica, a unit of the Costa Rican company Florida Ice & Farm Co.

Ernie, It's been awhile since I've contributed, but I've got a couple links for you. The first is about The Christmas Story from Mental Floss. The second could either ruin or perfect every "where was this photo taken" challenge you've ever posted. Merry Christmas bud, ----M Leach p.s. The wife sent in 5 bills to LBEH. You're kicking ass for making this happen.

This one took me a while but I found it. She's at the corner of Greenwich St. and Powell St. San Francisco. She might be going to visit the graffiti truck parked up the hill. RJ

I'd bet a lot of you would be really surprise if you understood exactly how much thought I put into these photo challenges. For example, if you're not feeling well during your drive through Los Angeles? Consider stopping by Ideal Pharmacy, as they have homeopathic remedies. But that's an easy one to track down; no so much with the VIP Video Store. Here's a close up of the bag to aid you in your journey.

Model Hope Dworaczyk from Port Lavaca, Texas is most famous for her work with Playboy, but she's also a familiar face to viewers of Celebrity Apprentice and the E! network's Inside Fashion. In 2010, Hope was selected as Playboy's Playmate of the Year following an appearance on the cover during the previous year.

Hey Ernie, I thought you would get a kick out of this. Karbach is a local brewery here in Houston, and they do great work. This is their Christmas offering. - Joel

Welp, that didn't last long at all. By 5:00 PM MST, Cabelas showed them all Unavailable. Damn, coulda used a couple more for my P250. D

Sorry dude. See: strike while the iron is hot, make hay while the sun shines, get while the getting is good, early bird gets the worm, carpe diem, timing is everything, it's the early bird that catches the worm. Although as a curious note, the $22.49 price still shows for Sig's 1911 line, both full size and compact. And since I was able to find some .22 ammo at my local Walmart, I'll soon be off to grab a few bulk packs. You should, too.

There are different kinds of masks for different purposes: deep-cleansing, by penetrating the pores; healing acne scars or hyper-pigmentation; brightening, for a gradual illumination of the skin tone. Some masks are designed to dry or solidify on the face, almost like plaster; others just remain wet. The perceived effects of a facial mask treatment include revitalizing, healing, or refreshing; and, may yield temporary or long-term benefits. Clay and mud masks suit oily and some "combination" skin types, while cream-based masks tend to suit dry and sensitive skin types.

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