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Ernie's House of Whoopass! December 24, 2014
December 24, 2014

Well, I suppose. This Being The Season For Good Will Towards Men, And All.

For some reason, I head a really hard fucking time finding the location of this photo. My initial searche on just the name brought me to this Streetview which looked oddly familiar; so I stepped back a bit and sure enough, it's the same Street View we found when looking for these guys in track suits. Again, when I searched for "Bistro u Rokytky" I'm always redirected to results for "Restaurace U Rokytky". Then I looked up reviews for the bistro, I'm led here and I can see the photo of the front matches up with the architecture -- new signage, but same square brown overhanging balcony and rectangular sewer drains. So I've got the right restaurant, and when I search for the address... FUCKING FINALLY.

If there's one terrific thing you can always count upon with Olivia Munn, is that she's not afraid of wearing ridiculously short shirts on live television. David Letterman, you magnificent bastard.

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So instead here's a pretty straight forward challenge: what kind of monkey is this?

Ernie, That book is called "Tasting Beer" by Randy Mosher. Here are pics of the front and back covers. Dave

A Retired Ohio State Trooper shares a beautiful and moving story of a Christmas Eve that made a difference. Rick

The lives of celebrities are interesting even on a normal day, for most of us. But then we have all these entertainment shows where we like to see them invited and hear some more about their spicy lifestyle or something uncommon that happened at some point. Well, get ready for some delights in that direction, as the following list of facts or simply moments in famous people's lives will tell you who refused $2.5 million to let someone else direct a movie, and who bought his wife for 80 cows.

Uno is an American card game which is played with a specially printed deck. The game was originally developed in 1971 by Merle Robbins in Reading, Ohio, it has been a Mattel product since 1992. The game's general principles put it into the Crazy Eights family of card games. The Xbox Live Arcade game was also included as a download code in the Xbox Live Vision Xbox 360 packages, offering multiplayer for up to four players through Xbox Live. Players can join or drop-out of in-progress games at any time, with computer players automatically taking over for any missing humans.

Perhaps a little late for a stocking stuffer, but it'll be nice knowing it's on the way: pick up 1,000 rounds of CCI Subsonic Ammunition 22LR for $59, then use coupon "Add to Cart" to Add this $3 tool that comes with free shipping. This quiet round produces a report that is 1/4 the perceived noise level compared to standard velocity 22 Long Rifle rounds; making this round perfect for backyard plinking, youth shooting, or shooting in areas where noise may be a concern.

It's a little dark but it's kind of like the walking dead meets christmas. Have good one man. John

Found some very old and varied styles of rifles, pistols, and swords all going up for auction. So one of these or a down payment on a car. The WWII M1 with Infrared Sights is pretty slick, but I might have to learn toward the one of the Katana Swords from WWII. –Ryan

From Mary Stevenson, 1936: One night I dreamed I was walking along the beach with the Lord. Many scenes from my life flashed across the sky. In each scene I noticed footprints in the sand. Sometimes there were two sets of footprints, other times there was one only. This bothered me because I noticed that during the low periods of my life, when I was suffering from anguish, sorrow or defeat, I could see only one set of footprints, so I said to the Lord, "You promised me Lord, that if I followed you, you would walk with me always. But I have noticed that during the most trying periods of my life there has only been one set of footprints in the sand. Why, when I needed you most, have you not been there for me?" The Lord replied, "The years when you have seen only one set of footprints, it was then that I carried you."

Old and busted: Jason Mewes as the CLIT Commander. The new hotness: Gazali Jafaar as the MILF Commander. And in semi-related news, HOLY SHIT does Jon Stewart look young.

In North America, a color–shape rating system is used to indicate the comparative difficulty of trails. The easiest slopes at a mountain, Green Circle trails are generally wide and groomed, typically with slope gradients ranging from 6% to 25%. Blue squares are intermediate difficulty slopes with grades commonly ranging from 25% to 40%. These slopes are usually groomed. Blue Square runs make up the bulk of pistes at most ski areas, and are usually among the most heavily trafficked. Amongst the most difficult at a given mountain. Black Diamond trails tend to be steep (typically 40% and up) and may or may not be groomed, though the introduction of snowcats has made the grooming of steep slopes both possible and more frequent.


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