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Ernie's House of Whoopass! January 7, 2015
January 7, 2015

Who Could Have Imagaine A Time Would Come When I Felt Solidarity With France? Fucking FRANCE!

I have to be honest. When the news reports started to trickle in about (what I presumed to be) the terror attack in Paris, my first thought was, "Wow, those fuckers sure bided their time, didn't they?" Charlie Hebdo magazine first published these cartoons in 2007 so here we are eight years later... those motherfuckers sure can hold a grudge, I'll say that. So now France, like the United States, Spain, and Great Britain have been pulled into the darkness of terror attacks. you need to be able to protect yourself, and in extreme circumstances like this, protect those around you as well. If that asshole had a rifle instead of a camera, that poor French policeman may still be alive. I'd like to see some ter'rists try to pull that shit off in Texas or Florida. Shoot those fuckers down like dogs.

A lever tumbler lock is a type of lock that uses a set of levers to prevent the bolt from moving in the lock. In the simplest of these, lifting the tumbler above a certain height will allow the bolt to slide past. The term skeleton key is also often used to describe lever lock keys. This usage perhaps stems from such keys' resemblance to a skeletal figure, with the circle at top circumscribing the triangle at one-third the vertical length, resembling a stylized skull.

I don't know how tall the Google Streetview cars are once the camera is installed on top, but evidently too tall to go under this bridge to the exact spot where this photo was taken.

Question. I'm hungry. What flavor Doritos have the vibrant green top? I'm going to guess somewhere in Europe, so a lot of the crazy Japanese/Taiwanese flavors are out.

'Sup Ernmeister, stick figures, ass-kiss, Master of the Interweb, yadayadayada. The voice in question is the legendary voice of one Mr. George Strait. And he's audio panty-remover. Anyway, I then noticed the model rocket lying in her room. I believe that's a Mean Machine model rocket. I didn't know they still made them! I built one in seventh grade astronomy class. I'm 46!! Love the site and all the stuff you do, ~Kelly

Hey Big E, Who's legendary voice is this? That's George Strait. I can't find that poster but recognize him and found a match of his signature here. Sure wish I could find that girl though. John.

But we still don't know who is on this poster.

The Taurus Millennium line was designed to contend in the civilian concealed carry firearms market, and to be sold as backup weapons for law enforcement officers. In early 2013, Taurus introduced a new G2 model to the Millennium pistol series. The G2 features stippled texturing on the grips, replaces the slide retainer pin with Glock-style pulldown tabs to disassemble the weapon. The Millennium G2 retains the same loaded chamber indicator as the prior Pro models, but replaces the Heinie Straight-8 sighting system with adjustable 3-dot sights. The Millennium G2 comes in two models, the PT111 chambered in 9mm, and the PT140 chambered in .40 caliber. Most importantly, the G2 models are rated for +P loads. And right now the Taurus PT-111 9mm Millennium Pro can be had for a paltry $197 shipped. I'm not a huge-huge-huge fan of Taurus, but under $200 is under $200. And that's for a brand new firearm with a lifetime warranty. Brand loyalty aside, that's tough to beat.

Hey Ernie. Thhat's not a famous painting, it just a stock color print from an artist is vaguely identified as simply "Hawkins" and is distributed on Amazon via a Canadian company called Imaginus Posters. So fuck those guys, they're Canadian. Rusty

Okay, without any Doritos to much on, now I'm really hungry. I'd like to get in on this steak, chicken and chicken strip trio but don't know where to go. Can you help me out?

Warsteiner beer is brewed in the Arnsberg Forest Nature Park outside of Warstein, North-Rhine Westphalia, Germany. Warsteiner has been a product of the Cramer family since 1753. Warsteiner is Germany's largest privately owned brewery; its most popular beer is 'Warsteiner Premium Verum'. Catharina Cramer is the owner of Warsteiner. Warsteiner ranks number 4 among Germany's best selling breweries, and sponsors competitive hot air ballooning in Germany.

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