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Ernie's House of Whoopass! January 9, 2015
January 9, 2015

You Smash The Entire Area, You Kill Anything With More Than Two Legs. You Get Me? WE GET YOU, SIR!

Well, in the interest of getting into a shape and all the typical new year-new me bullshit, I was hoping to pick up a tandem bicycle for me and The Boss Lady. One of the highest rated ones is the Nevada 700C Tandem Bike produced by Barracude bikes, but they're a UK company and so their products are unavailable here in the States. Dammit.

A growleris a glass or ceramic jug used to transport draft beer in the United States and Canada. They are commonly sold at breweries and brewpubs as a means to sell take-out craft beer. Rarely, beers are bottled in growlers for retail sale. The exploding growth of craft breweries and the growing popularity of home brewing has also led to an emerging market for the sale of collectible growlers. Growlers are generally made of glass and have either a screw-on cap or a hinged porcelain gasket cap, which can maintain freshness for a week or more. A properly sealed growler will hold carbonation indefinitely and store beer like any other sanitized bottle. The modern glass growler was first introduced by Charlie and Ernie Otto of Otto Brothers' Brewing Company in Wilson, Wyoming in 1989.

Here is Victoria's Secret Swim 2015 Video starring everyone's favorite South African, the lovely Candice Swanepoel. You're welcome.

Sansevieria is a genus of about 70 species of flowering plants, native to Africa, Madagascar and southern Asia. Several species are popular houseplants in temperate regions, with Sansevieria trifasciata the most widely sold; numerous cultivars are available. The Chinese usually keep this plant potted in a pot often ornamented with dragons and phoenixes. Growth is comparatively slow and the plant will last for many years. The tall-growing plants have stiff, erect, lance-shaped leaves while the dwarf plants grow in rosettes. As houseplants, Sansevieria thrive on warmth bright light, but will also tolerate shade. They can rot from over-watering, so it is important that they are potted in well-drained soil, and not over-watered.

Ernie, the Trio special is from NORMS in southern California -- here's a coupon to get you $2 off. They have 18 locations. Check the card on the table in the commercial. Dusty

I've rotated this photo, I've tilted my head. I've zoomed and enhanced, and contracted and brightened. But I still can't tell what the fuck this green bottle is. So now's your chance. Educate me.

The native distribution of Zebra Mussels is in the Black Sea and Caspian Sea in Eurasia, but over the last two decades they have become an invasive species in North America, Great Britain, Ireland, Italy, Spain, and Sweden. They disrupt the ecosystems by monotypic colonization, and damage harbors and waterways, ships and boats, and water treatment and power plants. Outdoor recreation, tourism, property values and the municipal water supply are threatened. Zebra Mussels can foul boats and boat engines, foul beaches with washed-up remains, clog water intake pipes, alter water quality and affect the overall lake ecosystem. Swimming areas become abandoned due to sharp-edged shells washing up on shore from storms, colonization on rocks near the shoreline, and noxious odors from decomposition of mussels.

The list of the most successful playoff quarterbacks closely mirrors what many would consider to be a list of the best quarterbacks in the game. It's the clutch leadership in the late playoffs. The durability. The consistency. It's pretty hard to argue with any of these entries. Sure, there might be a couple that maybe, possibly you would put on the bubble, but for the most part, the list of the most successful playoff quarterbacks in NFL history just reads like the most successful NFL QBs.

There is a new handgun from Taurus that is pretty unique. It's a .380 with built in light and laser, 6+1, built for carry, and it has a bit of a twist. It's curved to fit your body. Never been a huge Taurus fan, but it is kinds neat and is made in FL. Ryan

Hmmm, that's some interesting shit. Quite the novel idea and I'm sure it has to be more comfortable than some of the big ass loafs of bread out there, but I'd be curious to see/touch/hold one before I were to pass judgement. That plus let it be at market for a year or so to make sure no complaints creep up; frames cracking on one side due to uneven stress, the battery/laser combo having problems, shit like that. Plus at $392 it's literally over twice the price of Taurus' "regular" .380 subcompact, the Taurus 738 TCP is only $169 shipped and the one I mentioned earlier this week, the 9mm Taurus PT-111 Millennium Pro is $197 shipped.

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