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Ernie's House of Whoopass! January 14, 2015
January 14, 2015

It's Funny Because It's True.

Still working on getting all of Ernie's Arcade back up and running; a total of 235 of the 214 games went offline, and at an average 5 minutes each to find and recode a new source file, plus grab a better screen capture; that's about three full days worth of work. But for some reason I felt to jump the line and get Light Up The Christmas Tree done. I know it's about a month late, but it's a quick simple game that never fails to entertain. See if you can beat 90 89 seconds.

Right on the front page of the Beverly Hills Jiu-Jitsu Club's website, is a picture of Vin Diesel. So I dunno, maybe he's who signed this t-shirt?

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Cerveza Pacífico Clara, better known as Pacífico, is a Mexican pilsner-style beer first brewed in 1900 when three Germans opened a brewery, the Cerveceria del Pacífico in Mazatlán. Cerveza Pacífico is named so because the Pacífico brewery is located in the Pacific Ocean port city of Mazatlán, in the state of Sinaloa, México. Its label includes a picture depicting a lifesaver encompassing a hill with the port's lighthouse hill, known locally as "Cerro del Crestón." In 1954 the Pacífico brewery was bought by Mexican brewing giant Grupo Modelo. The Belgian-Brazilian Anheuser-Busch InBev company currently owns a 50% stake of Grupo Modelo.

Your mission, should you choose to accept is, is to tell me what this round building is on the right. What is that, a revolving restaurant? And because I am a benevlolent master, here's your clue.

Hey, Ernie...upon finally seeing why the photo was captioned "Cutting Edge and Kangaroo Express", it dawned on me. I pass that location every day on my way to work in Gainesville, FL. It's on the corner of SW 13th Street and SW Williston Avenue. Gary

Hey Ernie, this was a tough one. After googling "O'Cozy" every which way, I reverse searched the photo and found this link. The third photo was very familiar, and sure enough, a similar one had been used had been used in a previous EHOWA "Where Is...?" contest. A search of EHOWA archives to 10/13/14, and BAM, there she was. One of your readers identified the restaurant as "Lagon Bleu" in Cap d'Agde, France. After that it was a bit more looking around until I found the Hotel Oz, and there it was! Keep 'em coming! Tim

Your second mission, should you choose to accept is, is to show me where this used car lot is.

Tendons are tissues that connect muscles to bone. When muscles contract, tendons pull on bones. This causes parts of the body, such as a finger, to move. The muscles that move the fingers and thumb are located in the forearm. Long tendons extend from these muscles through the wrist and attach to the small bones of the fingers and thumb. The tendons on the top of the hand straighten the fingers. These are known as extensor tendons. The tendons on the palm side bend the fingers. These are known as the flexor tendons. When you bend or straighten your finger, the flexor tendons slide through snug tunnels, called tendon sheaths, that keep the tendons in place next to the bones.

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