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Ernie's House of Whoopass! January 21, 2015
January 21, 2015

This One Is For You, Tim. And Hell. You Too, Scott.

Being recognized has never been easier for VIP patrons of the Baja Beach Club in Barcelona, Spain. Like a scene out of a science-fiction movie, all it takes is a syringe-injected microchip implant for the beautiful men and women of the nightclub scene to breeze past an RFID reader that recognizes their identity, credit balance and even automatically opens doors to exclusive areas of the club for them. They can buy drinks and food with a wave of their hand and don't need to worry about losing a credit card or wallet. "By simply passing by our reader, the Baja Beach Club will know who you are and what your credit balance is," director Conrad K. Chase explains.

The process of joining a Greek letter organization varies from organization to organization. Organizations governed by the National Panhellenic Conference or the North-American Interfraternity Conference commonly begin their process with a formal recruitment period, often called "rush week" which usually consists of events and activities designed for members and potential members to learn about each other and the organization. At the end of the formal recruitment period, organizations give bids, or invitations to membership.

The Tide to Go Instant Stain Remover pen helps remove many fresh food and drink stains, including tea, coffee, wine, grape juice, ketchup, salsa, barbecue sauce, chocolate syrup and more. Tide Stain Remover, 10 ml, is ideal to keep on hand at home, in the office or on the go. Formulated to tackle most tough stains, the Tide Instant Stain Remover is not intended for the removal of grease, blood and ink. Tide Instant Stain Remover pen is safe on most colorfast, machine washable and dry-cleanable fabrics.

Hi Ernie, thanks for the softball, I've been struggling lately. 199 Pine St. in SFO. Scott

Hey Ernie, I was going through some photos and came across the "Where is the Starbucks?" challenge from December 5, 2014. I didn't recall anyone finding it, so I took to looking for it again, and I am happy to report that after THREE FUCKING DAYS, I HAVE FOUND IT!!! Searching the image on Google only got me singles of the same image no other pics. Then I decided to search through the list of Models on a European Nude in Public site, I found a match, then I found pics of her with the same hair style and earrings running naked around Dresden Germany using the name "Linda D". I found that location here, but I still couldn't find the Starbucks. Then I was able to find this site, under the name Linda Godiva, with a link to a different pic of the same Starbucks. From there, I found this site which not only showed the sculpture, but also a shot the moment the original photo was taken, by another naked woman! In one of the photos was a Radisson Hotel, then after a search of Radisson hotels in Germany, I found a match in Leipzig, then being guided by landmarks I found the location, but Street View was from 2008, But the overhead view shows the shadow of the statue directly in front of the red car: and the area was under construction. BTW, the statue is called "Unlikely Companions, and there is a pic of it here. Anyway, there it is, keep 'em coming! Tim

Holy shit, Tim. Your Kung Fu is strong.

So aside from an old used one off a Goodwill site, I can't figure out where I can buy this Rubbermaid Durabuilt 20" toolbox. Any suggestions on where to look?

Beezelbot, commonly referred to as the Robot Devil, is one of the recurring antagonists in Futurama, resembling the Devil of many Earth religions. He lives in Robot Hell along with many other sinners, he is talented at playing the fiddle, therefore, he owns a golden one. He lives in a New Jersey amusement park, apparently closed due to the salmonella produced by the flume ride. The Robot Devil possesses many unusual abilities. He can summon fire at will and can cause it to appear in his hand or on his finger. Beezelbot is also shown to be strong, as he ripped Bender's arm off with a tug of his wrist.

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