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Ernie's House of Whoopass! January 23, 2015
January 23, 2015

I'm An American Bad Ass, Watch Me Kick. You Can Roll With Rock, Or You Can Suck My Dick..

I have to tip my hat to Kid Rock, he's got this Michael Moore/Seth Rogan thing pretty much figured out. So props to Kid Rock, and his supporters in Key West. Bonus points to anyone who can show me where that photo was taken. HINT: I'd guess somewhere within walking distance of one of the three places in Key West that sell Pandora jewelry.

Vacationers should shower after swimming in the sea to reduce their chances of picking up the superbug, MRSA, according to scientists. The warning follows one of the first major studies into dangerous microbes that bathers might encounter during a trip to the seaside. The bugs get into seawater when they are washed off the skin of people who may be unaware they are carrying the infection. "Staphylococcus are shed by individuals into the waters and if you do go into these waters you are likely to be exposed," said Lisa Plano who led the research at the University of Miami. She said there was no reason to avoid swimming in the sea, but recommended people take precautions to reduce the risk of spreading, or picking up the bugs, by showering before and after going for a swim.

Fight against stronger, more violent monsters in Decision 3! This zombie-killing sequel lets you team up with other survivors in town. You can use each person's abilities to complete special tasks and conquer every wave of mutants. There are more than 30 weapons variations available for your monster-slaying pleasure! One of a new weapons we add to the game is ROKS the flamethrower. It is a weapon with a small range but with a great damage. Decision 3 also has new enemies: Mutants. They are stronger and faster than zombies, but not so numerous.

How do you remove scotch tape from a wood furniture? This sounds like a sticky subject. Because scotch tape does not adhere well to wood surfaces that have not had a finish applied, I will assume that your wood furniture has been stained. All types of tape and labels use an adhesive that is oil-soluble. Many oil-based products used around the home such as olive oil, salad dressing or mayonnaise can help dissolve the adhesive. In a home store you can find products such as Goof Off or Goo Gone that can do the trick. I believe that the best remedy is WD-40. WD-40 will not harm wood that has been sealed, such as a stained surface. Take care not to apply WD-40 to an unfinished wood surface, as the oil will seep into the pores and stain the wood.

Hi Ernie. I don't think this rubbermaid tool box is available anymore, I found an expired ad for one here. I also sent in the location for the "whereisthiusmonument" photo challenge back on 12-09-2014, But Tim did give a very good discription of locating it. I'm sure with the volume of emails you get that the odd challenge reply could be missed. [I finally found this Monument, It is located in Leipzig Germany on Grimmaische Straße. The Starbucks is at 14 Grimmaische Straße There is no street view (looks like due to construction at the time)] -- Rick

Hey Ernie - Love your site - blah blah blah - Can anyone identify the artist who painted the painting on the right? Are from none other than the crazy bastard Pablo Picasso. Bob

Well, Bob. Are you sure? SHOW ME.

A little over four years ago, a once in a thousand year phenomenon occured in Tampa, Florida. After her water broke at 4am Sunday morning, Sapana Amin was taken to Tampa General Hospital by her husband Katen Amin. A mere six hours later, they welcomed into the world their beautiful and perfect baby daughter; Anya Amin was born at exactly 10:10am -- precisely 10hrs, 10 mins, 10 secs -- on 10/10/10. In any language, this baby girl is a true "perfect 10" and now is the gem in her parents' eyes.

Taking a closer look at the most popular 9mm voncealed carry handguns, I really have to tip my hat to FNH and their FNS-C 9mm that holds 17 rounds. That's a shit ton of ammo for a CCW weapon.

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