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Ernie's House of Whoopass! February 3, 2015
February 3, 2015

Quick Hawking My Balls, Bro. Bro, Quit Hawking My Balls.

Making sure your pets are comfortable when the weather gets cold is important. Small dogs, toy dogs, older or sick, and hairless dogs will do better in the cold if you invest in canine clothing. You can choose from jackets, snuggies and sweaters for any size dogs! If you are having a rather wet winter you might want to look at coats with a rainproof layer or an actual raincoat.

In the 1985's action flick Commando, the entire film was shot in and around California, primarily in Los Angeles and its environs. The opening garbage truck scene was filmed in Encino in the San Fernando Valley in Southern California. The surplus store where Matrix picks up all the war toys during his night shopping was "Surplus City" in Sun Valley, California. A movie addition to the building in its parking lot allowed for the secret room, where the machine guns and the other fun stuff was hidden. The mansion used in the final shootout between Matrix and Arius, is the same mansion see in the final shootout between Axel Foley and Victor Maitland in Beverly Hills Cop.

Club La Vela is not only the largest nightclub in the USA, it is also one of the trendiest and most respected nightclubs in the world. As such, Club La Vela has to continuously reinvent itself to stay on the cutting edge of entertainment and club life. If you're into techno-music, The Underground, Nightgallery, and Galaxy Room are for you as thousands of people dance to the unifying beats, Chicago Hard House, Jungle, and Break Beats spun by internationally renown DJ's and producers.

The Charles Bridge is a famous historic bridge that crosses the Vltava river in Prague, Czech Republic. Its construction started in 1357 under the auspices of King Charles IV, and was originally called the Stone Bridge or the Prague Bridge, but has been the "Charles Bridge" (Czech: Karluv Most) since 1870. Can you show me on Street View, which way to the bridge, please?

Ernie, That flag one is not that hard to locate. A google of Plage Hollywood brings me to Yelp and a review of a beach, and a quick look at the pictures (plage hollywood | Yelp) shows me that Plage Hollywood is a restaurant in Juan Les Pins. The signwriting is the same, and so are the distinctive yellow loungers and umbrellas. So the photo was taken just where you see the yellow circles in this image from this google maps sat pic. You can also see the stone jetty in this shot which has the flag on the end. I had a short walkabout on streetview, and although there is a vantage point of the jetty, there is no flag on it. I checked the local regional flags (there are a few), and none seem to match, so stumped. However, I did do some research on the barcode on the box (87248388) and you will be pleased to know that the ladies enjoy a Marlborough Light whilst topless tanning and lotion rubbing. So I hope this useful nugget more than makes up for the flag fail. Lawrie

The Super Bowl compilation of Seahawks fans losing the Super Bowl of football.

The Morrill Act of 1890 established Black land-grant universities, 28 years after passage of the first Morrill Act laid the foundation for the nation's public university system. Today, the rich legacy of the land-grant tradition remains prominent at these institutions. Historically black land-grant institutions are located in 18 states, the District of Columbia and the U.S. Virgin Islands. I wonder if this university was a result of the Morrill Act?

And man, if you think being black is hard, you ought to try being white. Seriously, it's harder than it looks!

Hey Ernie, That chick dropped her receipt at The Rainbow Acres store at 13208 W. Washington Blvd. Los Angeles, CA. The green wall had me confused, she is actually on Tivoli Ave, and the latest Google Street view is Aug 2012, but the latest view from Washington Blvd is from Aug 2014 and shows the wall is gone. Damn, maybe she's still there! Keep 'em coming, Tim

Hi Ernie. As Canadians, we have little access to gun clubs (think handguns) so when I saw these Washington Post articles [link - link - link - link] I thought of you. Where do you shoot? Do you have a "Guntry Club" in SW Florida? Thanks, Chris

Hahaha, guntry club. Now all I can think of is the Beverly Hills Gun Club, much like the phrase gun nuts makes me think of these. Unfortunately, the short answer is no, there are no guntry clubs near me. There are several indoor shooting ranges where you are welcome to bring your handgun, or try one from a rather extensive fleet of rentals, but all of them have amenities which include plastic chairs, linoleum floors, and burned coffee. Like your articles suggest, I'd have to drive to Orlando or Miami to get perpetually pampered while I pepper paper with potent projectiles.

In the Old Testament, the firstborn son was the one who normally received a double inheritance, and was the one who would inherit his father's role as head of the family. God sometimes reversed this order, as he did with Jacob and Esau (Genesis 25:21-26), and as Jacob later did with Ephraim and Manasseh (Genesis 48:13-22). Reuben was the firstborn of Jacob, but his rights as the firstborn were taken away because of his sin (Genesis 35:22; 49:3-4). Finally, as it is written in the law of the Lord, Every male that openeth the womb shall be called holy to the Lord (Luke 2:23).

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