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Ernie's House of Whoopass! February 4, 2015
February 4, 2015

So the Jordanian King Cut His Trip Short and Returned to Jordan. Wow..

I guess I'm just not used to seeing a world leader react in such a strong way. In fact, If you cut the head off an American citizen our king barely makes it off the golf course for a five minute press conference, let alone cancel his entire vacation.

Did you enjoy yesterday's Bible quote? How about another? Who is like unto thee, O'Lord, among the gods? Who is like Thee, glorious in holiness, fearful in praises, doing wonders? (Exodus 15:11)

I bet you didn't know an alternate ending to Demi Moore's 1997 smash hit, G.I. JANE, was secretly filmed without the knowledge of Disney/Hollywood Pictures Executives! When Ridley Scott first screened the film for execs, he shocked and surprised them with the ending in which Demi Moore dies. Both endings were test screened simultaneously and although the darker ending scored higher with audiences, the happier ending was chosen by executives. Similar to the alternate ending for "Thelma and Louise", the alternate ending for "G.I. Jane" was a dark yet bittersweet one: Jordan O'Neill (Moore) is killed when she risks her life to save her Commander (Viggo Mortensen) then eulogized on television by the tough Senator (Ann Bancroft). Later, the camera pans through a fresh group of SEAL recruits, among them three women.

Catalan is a Romance language named for its origins in Catalonia, in what is northeastern Spain and adjoining parts of France. It is the national and only official language of Andorra, and a co-official language of the Spanish autonomous communities of Catalonia, the Balearic Islands, and the Valencian Community. So tell me, oh reader, if I were backpacking through the Catalonia area, where would I head to for some organic products?

Saw this article, sad news. You probably aren't reading the CBC website news, so thought I'd pass it along. Chris in Canada

Hey Ernie, I thought this was going to be a snap, since you did most of the leg work. I Googled the other names on the sign post, Kampa is a park area near Charles Bridge, and there is a tourist information center near there. I also searched for more pictures and found more shots of the area here [original link (which appears to be broken right now, so here's a cached copy], then it was a matter of looking around until I found it here. Keep 'em coming, Tim

When you're talking about cats, sometimes dead is better. When you're talking about guns, sometimes used is better. Well, used, refurbished, blemished and police trade-ins, anyway. Seriously. Probably two-thirds of my guns I've bought used.

Hey I need someone to double-check my location of this photo near the Berlin Cathedtral. I had to back up to the point where the angle of the street looks right, but the green spire and square building look too far away. Am I too far away, or is that just the bug-eyed view given off by Street View's spherical camera lenses?, the world's first and only truly free adult megasite. NSFW.

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