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Ernie's House of Whoopass! February 19, 2015
February 19, 2015

Actually, That Kind of Sums Up Metric Vs Imperial Quite Nicely.

After its first inception as "Gablinger's Diet Beer," Miller Lite was essentially the first mainstream light beer. It was developed in 1967 by Joseph L. Owades, a biochemist working for New York's Rheingold Brewery. The recipe was given to one of Miller's competing breweries, Chicago's Meister Brau, which came out with the Meister Brau "Lite" brand in the late 1960s. When Meister Brau ran into financial problems and sold its labels to Miller in 1972, the recipe was relaunched three years later as as "Lite Beer from Miller." Miller's approach worked where the two previous light beers had failed, and Miller's early production totals of 12.8 million barrels quickly increased to 24.2 million barrels by 1977 as Miller rose to 2nd place in the American brewing marketplace. In 1992 light beer became the biggest domestic beer in America. Every 12 fluid opunces of Miller Lite contains 3.2 grams of carbohydrates, 96 calories, and 0.9 gram of protein.

If, like me, you are a child of the 90's, then you'll appreciate some trivia from 1990's Predator 2. Although it wasshot in 1990, the film takes place in 1997 and the characters -- especially Danny Glover's -- are all seen sweating profusely throughout the film to convey the effects of advanced "global warming." The actual, average temperature in Los Angeles varied less than one tenth a degree in that 7 year span, and has actually cooled by a degree through 2010. While Al Gore is unavailable for comments on this, Arnold Schwarzenegger was going to co-star in the film, but chose to do Terminator 2: Judgment Day instead. Added bonus: it was the first film Gary Busey made after his near-fatal motorcycle accident.

Okay art buffs, I need your assistance in identifying who painted this masterpiece. Be advised that I already reversed the image, so the artist's signature is displayed correctly.

ERNIE! Found the area of the Tundra. Can't find the street. How old's the pic man? Lotsa construction. K&G permits in SF are between the areas of Lyon and Van Ness and Broadway is the divider but K&G permits are on one block north and south of Broadway, so it's Vallejo and Pacific making those borders. That's all I got. Am I close? Of course I am. Greg

Hey Ernie, The Tundra was parked at 2600 Broadway St, Pacific Heights, San Francisco sometime around 2008. The area has changed since then, here's what it looks like now. Keep 'em coming, Tim

The Sturgis Motorcycle Rally is an American motorcycle rally held annually in Sturgis, South Dakota usually during the first full week of August. It began in 1938 and has been held every year, with the exception of World War II. The Sturgis Rally was originally held for stunts and races, but has evolved into being a meeting for motorcycle enthusiasts from around the world. In recent years local police have begun cracking down on public nudity and drunkenness and most of those activities have moved to private campgrounds like Buffalo Chips and Glencoe. Today however, visitors can still see girls lifting their shirts to expose their breasts or walking along the streets wearing skimpy outfits that expose their private body parts when the police are looking the other way.

And while everyone is fighting over the last screaps of XM855, don't forget regular .223 ammo is still in the $0.31/range and ammo for the every faithful AK is even cheaper yet, down around $0.20/range.

Big E - too good not to share. - Cheers! Mike.

The girl on the left may be in danger. Her left eye displays a sign of Leukocoria. Which could be a sign of serious eye trouble such as retinal problems and more seriously, retinalblastoma. If at all possible the person should be contacted and informed. Not sure how likely that is, but attempts made. Learned about this when one of my recruits children displayed the same sign. -- V/R, Mike

Glicea is a traditional hand cream based on natural and simple formulas to provide a healthy look and feel to your hands due to moisturizing and nourishing effects. Since 2007 Glicea has been the Polish market leader in hand care, as one of the first hand creams sold in Poland in mass distribution. Unfortunately, due to production issues, the sale stopped in 2009. After a few years of absence, Glicea returned to Polish stores in 2012 with a broader offer. This nourishing, non-greasy formula smoothes dry hands without leaving a residue, for healthy feeling skin every day. Use Glicea hand cream several times a day, especially after washing hands, to restore lost moisture and keep hands silky smooth.

I suspect you'll either have to be Russian, or at least be familiar with Russian booze to be able to identify what this young lady is drinking?

Oh, and remember the cool ass 1978 Star Trek boobie van? Well the original Craigslist ad is no dead, so I've hosted some of the images here for safekeeping. You're welcome.

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