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Ernie's House of Whoopass! February 20, 2015
February 20, 2015

It Doesn't Get Much More Gangsta Than That.

Can you follow simple instructions? 1. Avoid red dots. 2. Hit other dots for boosts. 3. Score extra points by moving around a lot. 4. Stay alive. THen you should have no problem playing Sinuous. You really have to start paying attention around the 120 second mark if you have any hope of beating my score of 9,809 points.

Abdominal thrusts -- more commonly known as the Heimlich Maneuver -- is a first aid procedure used to treat upper airway obstructions by foreign objects. The term Heimlich manoeuvre is named after Dr. Henry Heimlich, who first described it in 1974. Some estimates claim; that since Henry Heimlich invented the technique it has saved more than 100,000 US lives. Performing abdominal thrusts involves a rescuer standing behind a patient and using his or her hands to exert pressure on the bottom of the diaphragm. This compresses the lungs and exerts pressure on any object lodged in the trachea, hopefully expelling it.

Two facts known to be true: first, this is the last place I'd expect to find a Catholic Study Bible. And second, in 100 years, facebook will have 500,000,000 accounts of DEAD PEOPLE.

A picnic table is a modified table with attached benches, designed for eating a meal outdoors, resting, doing crafts, and other activities. Picnic tables can be found outdoors in many public parks, residential back yards, rest areas, campgrounds, and many other places. Picnic tables are also used indoors when it is desired to have attached seating to tables. This is most common is school cafeterias, community centers, and employee break rooms. Each table usually seats from six to eight people, though smaller and larger capacity tables are available. While they have been around for hundreds of years, picnic tables design has undergone very few changes except for materials used. While picnic tables are traditionally made of wood, modern tables are often made from metal, plastic, and sometimes even concrete.

And in the quest to identify some of this girl's rather limited DVD collection...

The last one is Ong-Bak: The Thai Warrior. Barry

Dear Ernie, the warrior dvd is Ong Bak, the Thai Warrior, pretty kickass flick. Underneath CKY2K is Scary Movie I believe, and above Thai Warrior is a GameCube game, not sure which one but you can see the logo barely. Matt

A good guess, but I don't think it's Scary Movie, because the writing on the side of the Scary Movie DVD case is all red, not red-white-red as in her stack. But you're spot on with the Game Cube logo. Okay, this may be a long shot, but I'll give it a whirl anyway. Any chance that someone knows where I can set up my punk band? I hoped someone might recognize this hotel logo?

And RJ and Tim A teamed up to send in: Wells Fargo [photo/location], Honeybaked Ham [photo/location], Home Depot [photo/location].

Paynes Prairie Preserve is biologically, geologically and historically unique. This park became Florida´s first state preserve in 1971 and is now designated as a National Natural Landmark. Noted artist and naturalist William Bartram called it the great Alachua Savannah when he wrote about his visit to the prairie in 1774. More than 20 distinct biological communities provide a rich array of habitats for wildlife and livestock, including alligators, bison, horses and more than 270 species of birds. Exhibits and an audio-visual program at the visitor center explain the area´s natural and cultural history.

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