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Pretend it's 1999 and you're still under the impression that Fight Club is a simple film about two dudes convincing many other dudes to beat the hell out of each other while also running a lucrative underground soap business. Then you have your mind blown by the revelation that Brad Pitt‘s character -- you know, the one on the poster hanging in your dorm room that says “Mischief, Mayhem, Soap” -- was just a figment of Edward Norton's imagination the entire time. Let me introduce JackDurden.com or better yet Andrew who lives in upstate New York. He's just a regular dude who loves film and one day while watching The Shining he realized that he didn't fully understand it. In other words, he thought there was more to meet the eye. So Andrew satisfied his curiosity by reading everything he could about the film and it's hidden messages and meanings.

At Ronald McDonald House, love comes in all shapes and sizes. Love is made out of hugs, chocolate, flowers, pop tabs, diamond rings. You might be saying, "Back up - pop tabs?" Yes that's right, pop tabs: those flimsy aluminum rings on food and beverage cans. Pop tabs remind us of an important lesson: even little things make a big difference. Pop tabs helps us pay the bills so moms and dads need not worry about where they will stay while their children are in the hospital. Advantage Metals, Ronald McDonald House's local recycler, buys the tabs at market rate and makes an additional charitable contribution. They generously donate their pick-up and handling services, so the income from recycled pop tabs is pure profit.

Okay, some scores to post for Sinuous. At first I thought Sean's 15,738 was going to stand, and it did for 3 whole days until both John and Mark sent in scores in the 17,000 range. And I was about to post those two guys as the winner but sure enough, this morning John sent in a second score of 22,513. So it looks like he's the top dog! Curious note about Sinuous... there's no flash in that game. The entire thing is done in HTML5. Neat, eh?

A new video from Al Shabaab purportedly shows the terror group calling for an attack on Mall of America, in Bloomington, Minnesota. The video purportedly shows 6 minutes of graphic images and the terrorists celebrating the 2013 Westgate Mall attack in Nairobi, Kenya, that killed more than 60 people. The secretary of Homeland Security warned shoppers at Minnesota's iconic Mall of America and similar venues to be vigilant in the wake of new terrorist threats. "I'm not telling people to not go to the mall," Secretary Jeh Johnson said Sunday on NBC's Meet The Press. "I think that there needs to be an awareness." He said, "I'm saying that the public needs to be particularly vigilant." According to Fox 9, the mall is one of three similar targets the terror group specifically names, including West Edmonton Mall in Canada and the Oxford Street shopping area in London. But don't worry though, that Mall of America is perfectly safe because it's a GUN FREE ZONE.

I am not entirely sure I'm picking up what you're laying down, Eric. But if you want to send me a sample video so I can see what you have in mind, I'll see if I can't make it work. And if you're all done doing the five knuckle shuffle, the air control tower at McLaren International Airport and the corner of the distinctive MGM Grand Hotel should be pretty good landmarks to determine what hotel balcony this picture of taken from.

Typically, a coiled car antenna is a quarter-wave vertical, designed to be a quarter-wavelength at some specific frequency. Since a quarter-wavelength at AM frequencies is ridiculously large and impractical, an inductor (coiled wire) is added to make the antenna electrically equivalent to a quarter-wavelength at the design frequency. The inductor can be at the top, middle, or bottom of the antenna. It can also be stretched out, like a slinky, so that the whole antenna is an inductor. As usual, you don't get something for nothing, so the physically short antenna isn't as sensitive or as broadband as a true quarter-wavelength antenna. You can also lose signal strength due to resistive losses in the antenna if the antenna is too thin or the inductor uses thin wire.

Ajax is a brand of cleaning products, introduced by Colgate-Palmolive in 1947 for a powdered household and industrial cleaner. The ingredients of its scouring cleanser product include sodium dodecylbenzenesulfonate, sodium carbonate, and quartz. Other Ajax products included Ajax Bucket of Powder, an ammoniated power floor cleaner, introduced in 1943; Ajax Laundry Detergent in 1964; Ajax Window Cleaner with Hex ammonia in 1965 and a short-lived spray cleaner in 1960. The last successful Ajax line extension in North America, Ajax for Dishes, debuted in 1971; now known as Ajax Dishwashing Liquid, it and the flagship powdered cleanser are the only two Ajax products sold to consumers by Colgate in the US. Three Ajax Spray n' Wipe products (an all-purpose cleaner, a bathroom cleaner, and a window cleaner) are well known in Australia & New Zealand, where they are among the market leaders.

And if you're the owner of a high powered handgun, don't be this fucking stupid. Don't be so fucking stupid as to put that firearm in the hands of a fucking n00b who has no knowledge or skill to handle the damned thing safely. You are not being clever, you are not being funny. You are being an asshole and your allowing this to happen is criminal negligence.

And if you're the proud owner of a Beretta PX4 handgun, might I suggest it's companion, the CX4 carbine which shares calibers and magazines with yoru handgun. Great score: Beretta CX4 with five 17 round mags for $575 shipped is an awesome fucking deal.

The Jolly Roger is the traditional English name for the flags flown to identify a pirate ship about to attack during the early 18th century, the later part of the "Golden Age of Piracy". The flag most commonly identified as the Jolly Roger today, the skull and crossbones symbol on a black flag, was used during the 1710s by a number of pirate captains including "Black Sam" Bellamy, Edward England, and John Taylor and it went on to become the most commonly used pirate flag during the 1720s. The origin of the name is unclear. Jolly Roger had been a generic term for a jovial, carefree man since at least the 17th century and the existing term seems to have been applied to the skeleton or grinning skull in these flag by the early 18th century.