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Proof that money corrupts: The trailer for the 2002 film The Transporter showed Frank Martin deflecting a missile with a tea tray. In the same scene in the released film -- the assault on Frank's house -- there is no sign of this in the released version. It was taken out at Jason Statham's request because he didn't think audiences would believe it. Later on however, once the green light was given for The Transporter 2 -- along with a fat raise over his $750k salary from the original film -- Statham had absolutely no problem filming this scene where he launches Audi A8 into the air and does a barrel roll, using the hook of a crane to dislodge a bomb from the bottom of the car. Because money makes anything believable, amirite?

OxiClean is the brand name for a line of household cleaners, including 'OxiClean Versatile Stain Remover', which is a laundry additive, spot stain remover, and household cleaner marketed by Church and Dwight. OxiClean was originally marketed through infomercials in the U.S. and Canada with Billy Mays, as a "miracle cleanser". Church and Dwight acquired the OxiClean brand through its acquisition of Orange Glo International in 2006. It was endorsed by Mays until his death in 2009, the product is now seen endorsed by Billy's friend and co-worker Anthony Sullivan. Both Billy and Anthony were featured on the show Pitchmen on the Discovery Channel in which the product was featured on multiple occasions.

I'll tell you what I see. I see Eminem's The Eminem Show. I see 2Pac's All Eyez on Me. I see Junior Kelly's Love So Nice. What else do you see?

Here let me sum that map up for you: Los Angeles, gangs. San Francisco, liberal douchebags. Chicago, gangs. New York City, gangs. Boston, liberal douchebags. Everywhere else, Star Spangled Banner normal, except for Maine. And Dunkirk, Ohio, where the local douchebag local Sheriff will call Homeland Security if you get into a fatal car accident while you have some firearms in your trunk.

Perhaps this might be a United Kingdom only type of thing, but this place is selling a Jocelyn fishnet dress for £13.50, and this ebay auction closed for only £6.99 -- with £$15.88 shipping, WTF! Perhaps these are not available here in the States?

If you've struggled to quit smoking and haven't succeeded yet, you're probably feeling pretty frustrated. Although an estimated 70 percent of smokers want to quit, doing so can be quite a challenge. That's where a little help can go a long way – and combining more than one method can boost the power of both. According to the American Lung Association, nicotine replacement therapies like the nicotine patch can help you quit, especially when combined with counseling, such as using a telephone quit line. A nicotine patch looks much like an adhesive bandage and comes in a variety of sizes. Larger patches deliver a higher dose of nicotine. You put the patch on in the morning, on a clean, dry, and relatively hairless part of the body between the neck and the waist — the upper arm or the chest, for example. Switch around the location of the patch each day to reduce the chance of skin irritation.

Okay, softball. Tell me where I can see a pair of these stupid looking heart shaped sunglasses.