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Ernie's House of Whoopass! March 31, 2015
March 31, 2015

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On our list of timeless summer traditions that never go out of style: sidewalk chalk art, jump rope, and blowing bubbles. This summer entertain your kids and teach them about the science of bubbles. I found a great bubble recipe, which uses ordinary household items that you likely already have on-hand. You will need: 12 cups of water, 1 cup dish soap, 1 cup cornstarch, 2 tbsp baking powder. I found that Joy and Dawn dish soap brands work the best, but you can also use tear free baby shampoo if you have little ones around. While this bubble recipe is designed and tested to work in any weather, humidity really does matter.

Toss Across is a game first introduced in 1969 by the now defunct Ideal Toy Company. The game was designed by Marvin Glass and Associates and created by Hank Kramer, Larry Reiner and Walter Moe, and is now distributed by Mattel. It is a game in which participants play tic-tac-toe by lobbing small beanbags at targets in an attempt to change the targets to their desired letter. As in traditional tic-tac-toe, the first player to get three of their letters in a row wins the game. The targets are three-sided blocks situated on a frame such that the impact of the beanbags can turn the block, changing the letter. Each block has a blank side, an X, and an O. Modern boards are entirely plastic, less than a meter square. Six beanbags are included with the game.

Kettler is a German company based in Ense-Parsit, that produces bicycles, riding toys, leisure gear, patio furniture and exercise equipment. Originally starting in the attic of a saw-mill, Kettler grew into a worldwide manufacturing and distribution organization, selling Kettler's products in over 60 different countries. Kettler produces a number of high-quality table tennis tables, that are all true tournament bounce certified. In 1996, the committee of the Olympics in Atlanta chose Kettler as the official provider for table tennis gear for the summer games. To this day, Kettler manufactures and sells the same table that was used in the Olympics under the name "Atlanta".

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Ernie, I came across this aricle and thought you might appreciate it or have some thoughts. My son is following my footsteps into the Navy and I am learning that Navy basic has undergone a similar transformation in the last 20 years. Much like my basic was kinder and gentler than the generation before me, I can't help but think that somewhere along the way, we are losing the thing that made going into the military something that set you apart from the rest of the world. The system was never perfect, but it it did teach me, if it ain't broke, don't fix it. Mike

Many, many moons have passed since I went through Air Force basic military training. When I went through, the AF's BMT program was only six weeks long -- I was only there for two weeks under a now extinguished program called Proficiency Advancement, thanks to my Billy Mitchell award -- but nowhere on the to-do list do I recall seeing such shit as basic war skills or combat lifesaving, and we sure as fuck didn't go out into the field for a bivouac. So I'm pretty comfortable saying the BMT program they have going now is harder than I went through, even those without PA. Having said, that, yeah this Capstone shit -- a concept originally planned for newly promoted general officers -- sounds like they're chastisement the ball of redemption.

As with most things, the simplest solution is usually the best solution. Last week Discrete Defense Solutions announced the release of a very simple AR-15 truck mount designed to hold your AR in a truck next to the driver's seat. The mount can be easily installed by simply opening the center console lid, placing the mount inside, and shutting the console lid. No tools are required as the clasp fits easily into this space, and it may be removed and stored when it isn't needed. This week, they released one for the larger AR-10 platform.

Moby Dick is a novel by Herman Melville considered an outstanding work of Romanticism and the American Renaissance. Ishmael narrates the monomaniacal quest of Ahab, captain of the whaler Pequod, for revenge on Moby Dick, a white whale which on a previous voyage destroyed Ahab's ship and severed his leg at the knee. Although the novel was a commercial failure and out of print at the time of the author's death in 1891, its reputation as a Great American Novel grew during the twentieth century. William Faulkner confessed he wished he had written it himself, and D. H. Lawrence called it "one of the strangest and most wonderful books in the world", and "the greatest book of the sea ever written". "Call me Ishmael" is one of world literature's most famous opening sentences.


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