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Ernie's House of Whoopass! April 1, 2015
April 1, 2015

Emptied The Sugar Bowl This Morning And Refilled It With Salt. Good Times, Good Times.

Well, today is the day, so you know what that means. Time for some epic April Fools pranks to play on your friends and co-workers.

Using sun block assures reliable skin protection against harmful rays generated by the sun. Astrid's SPF 20 sun lotion with its unique composition and combination of effective substances prolongs the time you can spend in the sun. So before staying in the sun for any extended period of time, apply Astrid Sun lotion 20 by rubbing gently into the dry skin. Created film is highly resistible against water and therefore is not necessary to reapply lotion after each swim.

Shakti Gawain is a New Age author and proponent of what she calls "personal development". Her books have sold over 10 million copies. Gawain's best known book is Creative Visualization: Use the Power of Your Imagination to Create What You Want in Life (1978), which launched a movement. She is the co-founder, with Marc Allen, of New World Library Publishing Company and founder of Nataraj Publishing, a division of New World Library. She is famous for her quote, "Problems are messages."

And if you're a woman and you want to make a lot of money without needing a lot of academical studies, it looks like pornography might be the answer. That is, if you are well endowed and generally people picture you naked and make you compliments of this sort. So here are 15 female porn actresses who have made the most money. Letting someone "fill their blanks" while on camera seems to have worked really well for them.

Here's a challenge that I'm not sure can be solved. I'd like to know what store this bag came from. If you notice the style of lightswitch, which is decidedly not North-American. That would suggest either a foreign company, or an American company with international reach.

Here's the obituary for Gary Dahl, the guy who invented the pet rock. Paul

Ernie - Not sure how toxic a person's gas needs to be to justify two kinds of air freshener, but it appears that the red and white can is Glade Honeysuckle Nectar Room Spray. Here's a second link which has a different view of the can for verification. ~Alex.

Here's a photo challenge, which to be honest I was able to solve but it was rather fun sleuthing this one out so I'll post it anyway. Find the origin of this painting. I'll give you a little hint: what you see in the painting isn't an accurate reproduction of the original photo since it wasn't taken on a city street.

Some hidden firearm storage now... here's a full length Stack-On in-wall gun cabinet for $71.38 shipped. And further down that page is a pistol grip for a Mosin-Nagant rifle for $11... but I swear, the next one of you primates even touches it...

Self-harm includes any behavior designed to provide relief from emotional pain or emotional numbness through self-inflicted physical trauma, the most common form of which is cutting. Individuals use razors, knives and other sharp objects to scratch or cut their skin. Most cutting is done on the arms, especially because it is an easily accessible location; many of these individuals hide the resulting scars with long shirts and bracelets. Other cutters seek attention from cutting and therefore don't hide their scars, but openly show their wounds or scars. The more hidden the scars are, the more severe the problem of self-harm tends to be. Individuals with self-harm issues also cut their breasts, thighs, back, hips, and legs.

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