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Ernie's House of Whoopass! April 2, 2015
April 2, 2015

April Fools Is All Fun And Games Until Someone Loses An Eye.

I'm not too interested in staying in the same resort this individual is at, simply because if maintenance can't keep up with their landscaping, I'd hate to see what the rooms look like. I am however, very interested in staying at the RIU resort in the background. Can you show me there it is?

Sand filters are generally the most compact and more affordable way to filter an in-ground or above ground pool. Basically, the way a sand filter works is that inside the sand filters use specially designed rough shaped pool filter sand that removes the dirt and debris that runs through your filtration system. The cleaned water then flows back into the pool out through the bottom end of the large bulbous shaped filter. In a sand filter, a back washing effect occurs once water flows out through the waste line cleaning the filter. Generally, the sand should be replaced about every five to eight years, based on usage.

Last night at the local pub trivia, I got to talking with my teammate's brother-in-law, who was down visiting from Pennsylvania and the topic turned to firearms. "Are you the guy that has the arsenal?" he wryly asked. I smirked and nodded my head. "Hey, you're the person to ask. I'd like to go back home with about 2,000 rounds of .22lr, I've heard its much easier to find it down here than up north. Back home, it's selling for about $0.10 per round." "You've got a better chance of curing cancer," I cautioned, "there's no way you're going to get your hands on that many rounds unless you're willing to pay the same $0.10 per round to places that jacked up their prices. All of the normally priced places -- like Walmart -- you have to get there right at 7am when they put the ammo out, and even then they limit it to one 500 round bulk pack per customer." So if it makes anyone feel any better, the .22 ammo shortage is everywhere.

In the years since it was first introduced, Visual Basic has quickly become the primary language of choice for more than half the developers in the United States. With each new version, users continue to discover more enhanced tools and improvements. And because it has such a wide user base, Visual Basic programmers now have a community of fellow users with whom they can share knowledge and techniques. Now you can find many of those intermediate to advanced tips and tricks in the Visual Basic 6 Bible. It features relevant, real-world sample code and applications that you can incorporate into your own projects.

Hi Ernie, The painting you referred to in the photo is actually a Charlie Chaplin poster. More info here. - cheers, Dave

Pretty simple one, my friend. Reproduction painting taken from Charlie Chaplins movie titled "The Kid" circa 1921. Marc

hey Ernie. Longtime lurker from back to the days. I always seem to get the softballs. This one is Chaplin and the kid. I'm to lazy to look back but was that you that posted the video about "cut" shotgun shells? Kinda cool for survivalists I guess cause they are inexpensive for the power you get. Keep up the good work. JB

Correct! And the child actor is indeed Jackie Coogan, who many years later became well known as Uncle Fester on the 1960s sitcom The Addams Family. And the cut shotgun shell video was done by these guys, although Bearded Barry has since passed away. But since this was each of your first times solving a photo challenge, I'd like to buy you guys a celebratory beer. Tell me, where are we headed to?

Isostar is a sports drink sold in Europe, having been first created in Switzerland in 1977. It is similar to Gatorade and Powerade in that it hydrates and provides energy through glucose. There is the basic drink variety, which are generally sold in local shops and gymnasium vending machines. Also sold are "Power Tabs", a tablet form of the drink. In addition to this, powdered versions of the drink are sold, usually to be dissolved in water.

If you're planning a bathroom install or update in a seaside vacation home or just looking to add some seaside inspiration to your inland bathroom, you'll first want to browse a range of seashell bathroom decor ideas. Seaside and maritime design and decor elements such as fish and mermaid themes are common in bathrooms along the coasts, but many homeowners choose an ocean-inspired theme for their bathrooms regardless of geography, simply because of the broad appeal of this soothing, softly elegant style. Seashell bathroom decor can take many forms, from the addition of a few subtle accessories to a theme that runs consistently throughout the space.

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