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Yeah Bruh. Don't We All Bruh.

Shit, somewhat bad news here folks. The tumblr site I used to grab a lot of my Las Vegas hotel challenges from has, well, gone tits up. So while I track down another source for those types of photos, I want you to track down where this Cintamani store is located.

Soaking in a hot tub can bring many health benefits. In fact, the word "spa" is an acronym for the Latin “salus per aquam”, which literally means "health from water." Ancient cultures - including the Egyptians, Greeks, and Romans - used spas for therapy and relaxation. The Mohawk tribe in New York named their local hot spring "Sarasota" - which means "place of miraculous water in rock." In more recent times, natural hot springs around the country were a popular vacation destination for those who could afford the indulgence. Residential whirlpool tubs have changed dramatically since the days of soaking in natural mineral spas, but the reasons they feel just as good today remain the same.

If I told you the directions for Maze Evolution were quite simple: use your mouse to drag the star all the way to the finish, you'd be all like pffft, easy. Yeah, well wait until you fucking play it and let me know how many times you smash your mouse. I am on level 9 and counting; I took a break otherwise you wouldn't be reading this post and I'd be out of coffee.

I know you're probably just using your teeth to cut some string bracelet or something Bruh, but it really looks like you're doing coke off your buddy's wrist. But it's cool bruh, this cleric is going to explain why the Earth doesn't rotate the way we think it does.

Oh sure, the first day after being rescued from an animal shelter is purse bliss, but what about that first trip to the veterinarian, huh?

I did a fair share of drinking last night and in a total rookie move, didn't drink any water before bed. So I'm very dehydrated today, and idea where I can get a drink at this rather unique water fountain?

Long prized for its deeply purple, glossy beauty as well as its unique taste and texture, eggplants are now available in markets throughout the year, but they are at their very best from August through October when they are in season. Eggplant is low in calories -- just 20 calories per cup, mostly from carbohydrates, a potent source of energy. It comes loaded with vitamins and minerals, but its health benefits extend beyond just adding vital nutrients to a meal. Eggplant contains other compounds that promote good health as well, even to the point of helping to prevent cancer and lowering cholesterol. Once you realize how beneficial eggplant is to your health, you may want to give more consideration to it becoming a regular part of your diet.

The Ghetto Lord Sayeth Un To Thee, Thou Shalt Not Pimp Slap Thine Ratchet. At least not while White Bruh is around.

This may be a little unsolicited advice bruh, but here's a little tip for you: if you're going to act all hardcore in the back seat, don't go crying for your mommy as soon as the pepper spray comes out.